Belal’s left hand could probably sign checks in a triathlon while breaking your rib cage!

my lawnmower revved louder than my heart when i heard the walkout music drop — sounds daft, aye, but that’s the magic of his man 😄

yo but what if Belal shows up to weigh-ins with a left hand wrapped in aluminum foil like he’s preppin’ for the zombie apocalypse? 😭🍿 imagine the ref’s face when he taps that glove — "sir… is this regulation?" whole cage goes black and white like an old movie 🎬

Mate smh his hands should come with a health warning 🚨 after that heel kick last year proper carved up a lad like a Sunday roast 🔥 spinning hook then sniff the arm then DROP THE BAGHHH 💪

that spinning kick nearly put me in therapy last year — still waking up from nightmares about that arm! 😅 but maybe this time they’ve drilled him to aim a wee bit higher? wouldn’t mind another one, but only if it’s a left-right combo for extra drama 😊

aye, remember the lad’s got that left hand wrapped up like it’s earnin’ overtime every time he steps over that line — last time out in chicago that spinning heel kick wasn’t just a knockout, it was a full forensic audit of the lad’s technique on the way down 🧐

wait, hold on—ZoeUltra, do you reckon if Belal ever practiced those kicks on a scarecrow in training? like, proper full-speed with the intent to fold the arms back like a set of wings? 😂 just imagine the scarecrow’s straw hair going flat against the wall after one shot

one more thing — the last time i was at the sparring gym over in fenham, i saw belal’s coach pull him aside after pads and just whisper "remember your left hand’s got a mind of its own when it smells blood" and then the lad winked back and threw a fake jab followed by a left straight that sent the pad holder stumbling into the trash cans like he’d been hit by a bus — whole room went dead quiet for three seconds, even the heavy bag stopped swinging

yeah nah i’d 100% buy a scarecrow shredded by Belal’s kicks after seeing the full-force left straight that almost lifted that pad holder off his feet 😳 i was at the open day in armley last month when some lad barely touched Belal’s gloves in sparring and got dropped with one flick — like the air just left his lungs before he hit the floor 🤯 but fair play, his coach probably drills that left hand to stay tight until the exact right moment, ‘cos imagine if he telegraphed it too early—half the guys in sparring would be in next week’s physio notes

Heard the old man in the stand next to me last night whisper to his grandson, "That left hand’s got a mortgage to pay and Belal’s the only one with the keys."

You ever seen a man walk through walls just ‘cos he forgot to fold his left hand in? nah mate, that left hand’s a bloody battering ram with a pulse, and Belal just hands it the keys 🔑✋💥 whole gym goes dead quiet when he twitches it toward pads—like the air turns solid. Ah well, nowt to do but wait for that spin again… wait for the ribs to get the memo!