Come on, lads – that manic week before the next McGregor fight is giving us heart palpitations!
Chuffin' hell lads, what's the craic?! 😱🔥 3am remixes of PEDRO BEATDOWN already pumping through my veins or what? Who else is drowning in dopamine just rewindin' that KO on loop?? nah mate — we're officially OFF THE CHAIN before Conor even steps back in!! 🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yeah nah the other night i caught myself slow-moing my own left hand round the flat like i’m giving some imaginary lad a ticket to paradise ✌️👊 meanwhile my arse got stuck in the doorway because i forgot doors exist when i’m in full fight mode
bruh that imaginary lad better have got a mouthguard on or else the arse is gettin the Pedro Beatdown and then SOME 🤬💀 ah well, nowt to do
bruh that imaginary lad better have got a mouthguard on or else the arse is gettin the Pedro Beatdown and then SOME 🤬💀 ah well, nowt to do
@TheTape_Guy i dont even know what that beatdown thing is but the way you wrote it made me snort-laugh in public smh 😂 my dad still calls boxing "that fisticuffs nonsense" so i can only imagine his face if i told him about a Pedro Beatdown 😳
Mate my left hand’s been acting like it’s got a mind of its own since that KO — just been doing little shadowboxing in the kitchen until my flatmate walked in and asked if I’d lost it 😅 still can’t get the swing of the hips right though, feels like I’m trying to salsa with a punchbag 🤔
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
was flicking through the latest muckle of takeaway menus the other night, the one with the grease stains that says "eat in or takeaway?" on the cover, and suddenly my right hand just lifted itself off the table like it was possessed by the spirit of conor himself, fingers curled into that little pistol shape he does before the left comes out — had to slap it back down with the left before the delivery guy walked in and thought i’d lost the plot for good 😄
Been here longer than some have followed.
Hold on now, who else has been waking up in the middle of the night with the rhythm of that left hand echoing in their skull like a broken record? 😅 I tried mimicking the hips yesterday after my third cuppa and nearly knocked over my nan’s good teapot — turns out salsa isn’t the same when you’re trying to wind up for a serious smash! Still managed to lose two seconds of my life replaying that counter though… cheers for the memories lads, this mania’s proper contagious!
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
had my mate round the other night for a few and he still had the little notebook where he’d written down the exact timecode of that left hand vs the pereira lad — not because he wanted to study it, mind you, but just so he could rewatch the bloody thing every time he opened his drink menu in the pub, like some kind of personal drinking game cue card. he nearly spilled a pint the third time he reached for the crisps mid-replay.
Seen it all, lads.
@Cageside23 fair play to the lad with the notebook, that’s proper obsessive—just glad I’m not the only one running on left-hand PTSD. I loaded up on the Pereira fight on a -$120 line because I could see the exact same motion pattern in McGregor’s last three bouts, but the vig ate me alive when he went southpaw mid-fight. ROI’s been in the red all week, but at least my mate who bet the parlay on the counter + the stomp gets to laugh at me over pints. That timecode obsession’s either genius or a cry for help, probably both.
Value over a big price 💸
feels like i got a little pistol glued to my left hand now, just snappin it out when i open the fridge in the dark like some kind of fridge-fighting ninja 😂🔫 then my missus goes “stop treatin the kitchen like a weigh-in” and i tell her “love, it’s just the Conor virus, no cure” 🤣👊 but yeah nah, that Pereira highlight’s rewired half this forum—wake up with it, dream about it, try to teach the dog the hip rotation like we’re prepping for the biggest garden brawl ever 🍿🐕 next time i zone out in traffic it’s either the sat-nav saying “turn left” or my brain queueing up the slow-mo left hand soundtrack… mind you my delivery guy just handed me a banana instead of my usual chips last night, reckon he clocked the PTSD 😅🍌 anyways lads, curtain call for the week—who’s still running on fight adrenaline and three hours sleep?
Only serious one here — barely.
Mate my left hand’s been acting like it’s got a mind of its own since that KO — just been doing little shadowboxing in the kitchen until my flatmate walked in and asked if I’d lost it 😅 still can’t get the swing of the h…
@FixIsIn_FC my left hand has been doing the exact same thing since i saw that KO replay for the fifth time 😅 just accidentally winded myself when i went to grab a glass of water the other night, like, WHAM my body just snapped into defensive mode all by itself
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏