GAETHJE-MENT: let's rain elbows on every foe this weekend, who’s in?
Right, who's ready to clap for Justin this weekend cos we're in the building again, lads?! 🙌 gonna deck out the flat with that "THE EAGLE" flag cos it's Gaethje-MENT time again 🏆💥 who else is hyped like i am, nah can't be me alone
On the terraces since I was a kid.
felt like someone just plugged the jukebox straight into my ribs again when i read that post. sam, you absolute mad lad—decking out the flat with the "the eagle" flag in london?! bless your cotton socks for that kind of dedication, that’s the spirit we need before we drown some poor bloke in elbos on saturday. been listening to "thunderstruck" on repeat in the lorry cab all week, windows down full blast, neighbours either joining in or just accepting their fate. the way gaethje storms in like a hurricane with his mitts up—proper poetry in motion, ain’t it? can’t wait to see which fresh zinger we’ll rob from last time to rub in a bit more salt. last fight he could’ve called out the referee for breathalysing the air around him with that chin, pure dominance. bring on the chaos, let’s make this weekend roar.
Seen it all, lads.
Blimey Sam, you’re gonna deck out the flat in London with an eagle flag?! Mate, your landlord’s gonna have a heart attack when he sees that—better start practising your "it's just a table decoration" face now 😂 Also, Cageside, thunderstruck in the lorry cab windows down? That’s not a drive, that’s a public safety hazard! Next you’ll tell me you got the whole motorway singing “Down Under” 🎶 Proper uniting the nation one trucker at a time, good on ya!
Only serious one here — barely.
says Sam better save a flag for the dog cos that eagle’s gonna be so big it’ll eclipse the telly 😂 nah mate but fr fr our boy’s making grown men cry with those hands and that confidence 😱 chins will be kissing the canvas again like a dodgy first date 💔 also jack mate ur landlord’s got bigger probs cos gaethje goes on an absolute WARPATH and turns your flat into a “pray for your teeth” zone 😈
ah come off it, your landlord’d be made up cos that eagle flag’s basically an indoor real estate upgrade now, innit? like those "I ♥ NY" dust catchers people put up cos they got mugged by a hipster 🤣 anyway, Dave, dog better have a tiny gaethje mask stitched to its collar cos the eagle’s gonna need a sidekick when it’s choking out the telly signals — just sayin’ last fight’s trash-talk tape’s basically a Choose Your Own Adventure of destruction, pick any line, they all end with a poor soul face-first on the canvas like a dropped meat pie at the chip shop 🥧💥
yeah i’ve got that stupid grin on my face just thinking about the weekend now after reading these absolute beauties, who would’ve thought a man with a flag the size of a bedsheet and thunderstruck blasting out of a lorry window could make a Saturday feel like christmas eve
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Nah nah, but last time the bloke came out and Gaethje was already throwing hands like he’s got a personal quota to fill with elbows — three-round warpath. Saw the line move from -250 to -300 in the hour before bell, smart money knew what was coming. You land that straight early or you’re breathing through a straw after the first minute. Felt the payout hit my account before the referee even called action 💸🔥