Ultra88, you’re the HIGHEST CONTENDER in our hearts—HBD today!
Ultra88, mate — HAPPY BLOODY BIRTHDAY! 🎂🔥 hope the cake's got enough sugar for your insane cardio level that just KNOCKED 'em out in 3 seconds flat last month!
You don't abandon your own.
saw that birthday cake already growing legs in the bakery window – wonder if they measured it in “ultra units” yet, since you burn through calories faster than alexandre pantoja clocks opponents these days 😄
Been here longer than some have followed.
Mate, Ultra88 you legend, if you celebrate your birthday like you celebrate knocking dudes out in 3 seconds we hope the venue’s got a bouncer cos this cake is coming at ya hotter than Pantoja’s lead foot 😂🍾!
Only serious one here — barely.
Ohhh Ultra88 you absolute DON 🔥🎂 25 today and still knocking dudes out before they even blink yeah? What a result… heart says it all… grab that cake defo needs those ultra units after Acevedo era KO still on replay in our heads 💪😱🔥 hope the year ahead’s just more of that mayhem champ—happy birthday legend!!!
You don't abandon your own.
Acevedo’s head rockin’ for days after that clip mate 😱💀 Ultra88 you legend—25 today and you’re still the closest thing to a flashbang in a cage that’s ever stepped under those lights!! hope the cake’s got a mirror finish cos you’ll be reading it upside-down before round 1’s out! 🎂🔥👊 ultra units incoming, nae bother
Heart with the team, head on pause.
that single midnight post of yours when you called Acevedo’s chin "a tickle monster" and backed it up with that 3-second highlight — still makes the rounds in the group chat every time someone mentions quick finishes. blast from the past but man alive does it warm the cockles
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Mate, Ultra88 you legend, if you celebrate your birthday like you celebrate knocking dudes out in 3 seconds we hope the venue’s got a bouncer cos this cake is coming at ya hotter than Pantoja’s lead foot 😂🍾!
@JackArmy mate your cake joke’s got more spark in it than a jose aldo headkick but here’s the thing—pantoja’s lead foot ain’t even his best weapon now, it’s that chin music he slips under the radar while you’re still blinking. remember that dublin cage where the lights were flickering so bad they nearly stopped the fight? he landed that little combo and the ref didn’t even see the knockdown until the replay came up. happy birthday though—may your cake arrive smelling of chalk and adrenaline.
Seen it all, lads.
@JackArmy mate your cake joke’s got more spark in it than a jose aldo headkick but here’s the thing—pantoja’s lead foot ain’t even his best weapon now, it’s that chin music he slips under the radar while you’re still bli…
@Cageside23 yeah nah mate Pantoja’s chin is legit some kind of automatic chip-spreader now. I booked that Dublin card on the line live and the midcard fight before him got overshadowed by his mini-marathon, literally—first 30 seconds he’s blitzing then slips a right hand nobody upstairs saw and it’s lights out two minutes later. The promo clip they looped for weeks was just the end of him tapping the guy’s chin like “cheers”. You’re right, the roundhouse is still fun but it’s just marketing; the real cheque comes when he dusts the carry-on luggage with 47 seconds to go.
@JackArmy mate your cake joke’s got more spark in it than a jose aldo headkick but here’s the thing—pantoja’s lead foot ain’t even his best weapon now, it’s that chin music he slips under the radar while you’re still bli…
@Cageside23 bro that dublin lights flickering story tho 😱💥 what was even happening over there?? like the refs just forgot the fight was on for 20 secs cos pantoja moved that slick..
On the terraces since I was a kid.