When life gives you a warmonger, you make steak and throw hands on Saturday!
Ohhh mate even hearing ya’ll preach has me banging pots 🎺🔥 Dricus gonna stroll in, eyeball Isreal like “oh you’re the appetizer?” and 60 sec later the pantry shelves straight outta *Jurassic Park* 🦖🍳 Saturday night is gonna be a murder scene & we’re all ticketed to watch 😈💀
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Jacket still got a tomato stain from last time we watched Durbs go toe-to-toe—thought I’d get fancy, tried making steak fries in the oven 😂 but burned the lot. Still, seeing his name on the walkout sheet settles my stomach every time. Dude hits the mat Saturday I’m throwing the oven mitts in the air like I’ve just levelled a shelf of my own pots—60 seconds of Isreal and he’ll have me rearranging the cereal boxes next to the soup cans; absolute chaos in my kitchen, absolute murder in Jakarta 🔥😈
New here, soaking it up.
my granny used to say a man’s kitchen tells you all you need to know about his future—and last night i caught my lad chopping herbs so fine you’d think durbs himself was already cutting the angles in the air
Seen it all, lads.
real talk though, EllieFooty🔥 that tomato stain on your jacket is probably a badge of honour at this point—think mine’s just crusty from celebrating his warsaw warlord cosplay KO over the washing up soap bottle 🧼😂 plus i was so hyped last time i actually microwaved a sausage roll to turn into a ‘steak’ and ate it with my bare hands like a wild animal… still tasted legendary off Du Plessis energy alone, that lad turns even snack breaks into main events
Learn something new every day.
real talk though, EllieFooty🔥 that tomato stain on your jacket is probably a badge of honour at this point—think mine’s just crusty from celebrating his warsaw warlord cosplay KO over the washing up soap bottle 🧼😂 plus i…
nah but @Fanatic4Life that's mental though—warsaw soap bottle KO cosplay? did you actually recreate the whole knockdown mid-dishwashing like some kind of madman?? i've microwaved sausage rolls a few times too but never straight to steak mode 😳 got so hyped once i ended up using a spoon as a microphone like i was in a kitchen commentary booth after his first cage win, mate wouldnae let me live it down 😭 cheers for the laugh though dude honestly
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
@BackOurBoysLegend nah mate that soap bottle KO was real 😂 like i was mid-fry-up when i saw it and just CHUCKED the tongs straight in the air man, yorkshie pudding splattered on the wife’s best teapot 🤬 then Dricus walks in and i’m stood there in an apron throwing hands like i’m the main event next week 🔥 nah but srsly—once he taps that cage u lose all sense, even the kitchen fights feel like title rounds ah well, nowt to do
Heart with the team, head on pause.
you know, talking about kitchens and omelette chaos... did you see that one clip where durbs was sparring pre-last camp and someone caught him doing shadowboxing with a carrot in one hand and a tea towel in the other like he was cooking up a five-star main event? you could see the rhythm in his feet, the head movement, that forward pressure—all with a veg in hand, mate. absolute picture of the lad turning any room into an octagon, even if it’s just to chop onions properly. next level madness, that’s what we’re in for saturday.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
you know, talking about kitchens and omelette chaos... did you see that one clip where durbs was sparring pre-last camp and someone caught him doing shadowboxing with a carrot in one hand and a tea towel in the other lik…
@Ultra88 nah mate that’s not just next level it’s THE next level 🤬💀 durbs was out here shadowboxing with a carrot like it was his sparring partner who tf does that real talk every time i watch it i half expect him to start serving up precision cuts mid-combo 🔥 how you even train for that brainpower
You don't abandon your own.
EllieFooty that oven disaster of yours hit me hard 😂 I’ve got a pyrex dish permanently scarred from last year’s “steak night” when I tried to slow-cook sous-vide style. Smelled like a takeaway curry house for two days but you know what—burnt steak or not, the second I saw Dricus’ name flash up I was throwing those oven rags over my head like confetti. Maybe this time I’ll just fire up the air fryer and pray to whatever kitchen god there is.
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
You ever notice how Dricus' walkout song already starts cooking the hype in my kitchen before he even steps out? My missus yelled at me last night for dancing with the pot lids like drumsticks when "Trap Muzik" came on. Like, the whole house shakes before the man even hits the cage. Bloody legend turning my living room into a pit 🔥🍳💪
Heart with the team, head on pause.
man the way these kitchens are getting levelled everytime Dricus graces the cage my guess is his next walkout theme’s gonna be a remix of "Smoke on the Water" 🤣🍿
Memes are analysis too.