Adesanya’s next opponent?
the way this year’s been, a new opponent feels like a summer holiday after tax season
Seen it all, lads.
who’s bringing the fries for the belt parade? or are we just gonna tape 50 quid notes to it like that one bloke did in 2018 and pretend it’s a championship 🧍💸🤣
the belt’s already sparkled and shinin’ in my living room window ready for the parade 🤩🔥 who’s gonna sit on the couch next to me so we can BOTH cry when izzy drops ‘em like a pair o’ old jeans? 😭💪 grab them fries though—none of that 2018 tape rubbish again!! 🧂🍟🤣
One love, one side ❤️
the way cunningham’s been talking about ‘changing levels’ ever since izzy folded machida so easily last time, you’d think he’s got a time machine parked in his garage for all the flashbacks he’s claiming to give us. remember how we all swore vince’s corner would finally crack and try to drag izzy into brawlville in some manchester conference room? never happened, did it — they blinked first every single round.
Been here longer than some have followed.
these belts always end up in my aunt’s plant pot by Sunday ‘cause she swears it’ll bring her peace lilies luck… cheers for the fries i’ll fight over the onion rings though 😂
Daft questions are my specialty.
ever notice how cunningham’s voice cracks just a little when he’s deep in one of his ‘we’re building something special’ monologues? sounds like he’s trying to convince himself before he even steps in with izzy, like a bloke hyping up his mate’s dodgy kebab shop before the health inspector walks in. and yet, when fight week rolls around and some journo asks if he’s nervous? that same voice comes out like a drowned radio broadcast—steady as you like, no cracks, no nothing. classic cage fighter doublethink, innit?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
yeah, ZoeUltra, you nailed how Cunningham’s been yapping like he’s already got one foot in the champs’ camp when all he’s really done is talk, talk, talk—like my nan after three cups of tea 😂 still reminds me of that bloke at work who swore he’d knock out our shift manager for nicking his brew money, then spent the whole week messaging us “we’ll sort it mate” instead 😭 the man’s got more comebacks in his pocket than jokes, but when fight night hits it’s all “no, we’re good, everything’s cool” yeah right mate pull the other one
ozzy’s been watching Cunningham on IG stories before bed like it’s some trashy late-night soap, half of them videos got that weird greenish hue like he filmed ‘em through a fish tank 😂📱 and the bloke never even cracks a proper smile—just staring into the camera all dead-eyed like he’s mid-episode of his own documentary nobody asked for
Daft questions are my specialty.
how many times have i told my missus these pre-fight meme wars are my real training camp 🏋️♂️ then she just sighs and puts the kettle on while i’m over here rearranging my meme folder like it’s 2014 and i’m about to drop 10,000 pictures into a powerpoint oh wait
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
Ozzy’s got us all hypnotised before the cage even opens—first thing I do when I wake up’s scroll through my folder just to check he’s still standing there, glaring at Cunningham like he owns the phone screen now 😅 ever feel like that first good meme at 7am sets the whole tone for your day?
Learn something new every day.