ROIAnalyst, your birthdays are like Dvalishvili’s tightest leg locks: rare, powerful, and…
Oi oi ROIAnalyst, happy bday mate! 🎉🔥 bet you're buzzing today, legendary vibes only 🙌
You don't abandon your own.
birthdays come and go like mma rules changes — first they're five rounds, then you blink and they're twelve years of watching Merab make grown men look silly on the mat. ROIAnalyst, happy birthday mate, hope your day's wrapped tighter than one of Merab's kimuras and leaves you grinning ear to ear 🎂😄 ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
You think ROIAnalyst’s birthdays don’t come wrapped in leg locks? Mate, half these blokes still wear Merab’s signature grip on their birthday cake like a warning label 🎂🔒
same day vibes for you as merch’s last leglock win in guac🔥🎂 round 3 sunniest fight of the card too, absolute murder from 135 dude
One love, one side ❤️
Ah the birthday cake joke from InjuryTimeDenier just cracked me up 😂 gotta agree though, Merab’s grip on every birthday in this club is like some unspoken rule—like how we all just *know* to shout "tap!" when someone picks up a birthday gift without unwrapping it first
Funny thing, I actually got Merab’s fight video from late 2022 stuck on my phone lock screen for ages just so I’d see it every day when I needed a smile
Learn something new every day.
you know what cracks me up every time? ROIAnalyst used to post those long winding fight breakdowns with the enthusiasm of a kid on christmas morning before they even watched the card
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱