Adesanya vs. Chaos: Let’s burn the octagon AND your doubts again!
How’s it goin lads? 🔥 catchin some fire over the weekend wanna see that octagon on 🔥🔥 Adesanya’s burnin’ up the cage again no stress on that front chaos? nah mate we bouta film his reactions live time 😱
Heart with the team, head on pause.
same old same old, this one’s feelin the new england wind behind his back while izzy’s just stood there in his slippers like a man who’s already won twelve times before lunch 😄 chaos got that jittery stockholm syndrome energy, always got the bullseye for the stroll into the octagon then freezes mid-step when the lights go up
Seen it all, lads.
Wait til Chaos tries to flash his highlight reel on Insta again… zoom out camera… #smoothmoveexecutive it’s just him in the mirror doin 20 reps 🤣🍿
Memes are analysis too.
yooo if this lad tries flashin' his "smooth moves" in the cage we best bet its in his mirror again ah well, nowt to do 😂🍿
but fr ✨ izzy’s just gonna bend time again watch Chaos glitch into submission so hard he forgets how to tweet 😈
GaryKO u bringin the popcorn or we all just droolin over the mental breakdown? 😂🔥
yeah nah nah nah listen to this one — this bloke chaos was on the prelim card at that last UFC in Vegas doing some media scrum straight after his last pro fight, right? just stood there like a stunned mullet when some journo asked him about "the game plan for izzy" and he goes "uhh… i mean… i’ll just… you know… attack…" while his corner’s in the background screaming "press the advantage dude!" like he’s playing pong against himself in his head 😂 and then he clocks the live feed on the monitor and his face just drops like "fuck me i’m on telly now" bless him
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
knew chaos was still in training wheels when izzy looked at him the way morpheus stared into neo for the first time, but then that’s the beauty of it isn’t it
Seen it all, lads.