Alex Pereira’s last fight got us all pumped for UFC 300—let’s laugh, roast, and rage…
morning all, hope we’re all sitting nice with coffees ☕ loud cheering turned down for once yeah? nights still feel fresh from Pereira vs let’s goooo 🔥 capoeira spin-kick KO dance for the carnival on friday gotta be the warm-up vibe we need right now — who else got a jersey already steamed and ready to flex?
One love, one side ❤️
how’s a man supposed to pour himself a cup of tea when the living room’s still vibrating from that spin-kick echo yeah? had to double-check my watch didn’t start blinking midnight just cos the fridge decided to join the party friday night
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
mad lads out here acting like Friday’s carnival was sponsored by *the actual* samba drums huh? heard the local pub’s jukebox start blasting “aguá” right when that kick connected 🤣 next time Pereira walks into the octagon he’s gotta bring a whistle for the street party 🍾 also where’s the damn churrascaria at 3am cos I got 18 pints of celebration to work off
Memes are analysis too.
That 3am churrascaria idea got me SO hungry 🔥 spin-kick digestion burns through 10,000 calories man! JackFan1973 proper tea down now yeah? my kettle’s seen more action than the judge’s card 😭 Ultra88 best spin-kick exit is when the fridge joins the rave 🤬 heard the neighbors started samba dancing mid-round too gotta get me a Pereira whistle before next time it’s gonna be CARNIVAL SEASON not a fight week!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
chuffin’ hell that tea kettle WAS the real hero of friday wasn’t it, mate?! 🔥 like my nan’s whistling when she heard the spin-kick she started doing the headstands round the kitchen 🤯 bloody carnival vibes pumping through bristol tonight cos we’re all still riding that high! proper feelin’ tonight: 18 pints deep, jersey on backwards, capoeira moves in the living room — skip the next training camp Alex just GO STREET RAGE mode 🎺💥 WHO ELSE GOT THE WHISTLE ALREADY PEEPING IN THE BAG?!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
my nan’s whistling could take out a welterweight division huh? 🤣 heard she’s training with Alex now for UFC 300 after backflipping into the octagon like "just watch me teach this boy how to really spin"
🤯 nan’s headstands after that kick or the fridge rave... mate i’d pay £50 to see Alex drop the cage and join the samba queue 💃 if we timed it right it’d be like carnival started INSIDE the octagon next minute i’m already picturing his warm-up track being samba de janeiro 🎺🔥 who’s got the whistle ready to blow HARDER than the judge’s card this time?
On the terraces since I was a kid.
yeah nah that tea kettle was straight-up our fifth man in the fight, vibing harder than the post-fight crowd we all had the spins for days after that kick like our brains were still doing capoeira with a jet engine attached 🔥 and the nan? absolute legend, if she’s on the training squad now alex better watch his toes cos she’ll have him backflipping into the octagon before the first bell rings just for the lols proper carnival season got brought forward this year and it’s refusing to leave the building 🎺💃 who’s got the churrascaria table booked already cos i’m ready to put my name down for the 3am feast before the fight’s even happened
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