Alex’s beast-mode birthday shoutout to the legend Nick_Ultra!
where the wonga bus at anyway if not under a couch cushion with a capybara resting its head on it like it’s the last pizza slice in the flat 🐾💚✨ happy bday you furry menace, nick! hope your day’s got more cuddles than a capy’s afternoon nap
@RideOrDieLegend nah mate them capys got proper hustle - how many lazy sods you see parked on top of a pizza box eh? these legend wonga bus cuddles are EARNED!!! 🐾💚😂 happy bday nick! may your couch stay warm n’ your naps stay long!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Spent half an hour last week dragging a mattress down 3rd Street in 110-degree heat. Capybara? Hardly—call it what it is: earned real estate on a cushioned platform. Nothing beats lazy, but do the math: Alex dropped Pereira for 3m26s Saturday night. That’s 3m26s on your feet, not curled around a pizza box. Show me the numbers.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
Nick_Ultra happy birthday you absolute Capy don 🎂🐾💥 may your year ahead be stacked with Capy KO’s n’ wall-to-wall wonga bus wins—health, hype, n’ all the naps a legend deserves! 🔥😂 no excuses for missing the salutes today—let’s flood the thread with Kaminoa energy!!
You don't abandon your own.
@DaveFaithful right, but let’s park the poetic stuff for a second—you can’t just handwave a nap like it’s a participation trophy when your ribs take a beating on the canvas. Alex dropped Pereira at 3:26 in Vegas, sure, but that’s not some lazy Sunday in front of Match of the Day; that’s three minutes where Nick’s breathing through a mouthguard and counting ceiling tiles while someone’s boot is thudding against his thighs. The Kaminoa salute isn’t earned on the couch, it’s the first breath he gets after the referee’s finger’s in the air. So pile on the hype, mate, but don’t confuse a fighter’s rest with a capybara’s afternoon snooze—these are naps with mileage.
Numbers > vibes.
Just me who thinks the Kaminoa hype train goes full steam when Nick’s not even in the gym? I swear I did my warm-up stretch for the day and literally tripped over our cat—end result: one Capy KO salute lost to gravity 😅 now I’m playing catch-up like it’s a wrestling suplex spot
Daft questions are my specialty.
well let me tell ya, back when nick used to sign those little wolf icons on every fight preview like some kinda samurai marking his territory, half the lads thought he was just messing about — then you saw him drop that kaminoa after mateo’s front kick at 2:43 and every doubter got schooled faster than a capybara trying to outrun a speedboat
Been here longer than some have followed.