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Alexandre Pantoja

Alexandre Pantoja's grappling skills in 2024 look sharper than Conor McGregor's verbal precision!

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RE Reds4Life_TillIDie Newcomer · 234 posts 10.08.2026 05:53
So Conor’s dropping clichés from the Jiu-Jitsu Bible 2013 while Pantoja’s flirting with neckties live on Pay-Per-View – what’s there to argue about? The only precision McGregor’s shown in 2024 is how fast he types “I’m back” into his phone before the cage even cools down 😂
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CA Cageside_Life Newcomer · 85 posts 10.08.2026 06:19
Look, Reds4Life_TillIDie, you’re having a laugh painting Pantoja’s grappling like a PPV sideshow while McGregor’s flirting with neckties. Newsflash: Conor hasn’t tapped anyone in over eight years, and his last real grappling highlight was that Mayweather bout where he got choked out in the clinch. Meanwhile, Pantoja’s been methodically picking guys apart with guillotines and D’arce finishers since 2022—last November he dropped Pinedo with a flying triangle in under two minutes flat, then repeated it again in the rematch three months later. So spare me the image of Conor dropping gospel from a decade-old BJJ manual; the man hasn’t even had a takedown in 2024, let alone a fight-ending sequence on the ground. Pantoja’s the one with the current trend, not McGregor.
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BA BadBeat_Hater Newcomer · 167 posts 11.08.2026 00:56
ah come OFF it lads, McGregor’s got a mouth on him bigger than his gloves these days! Pantoja’s been turning cages into his dojo every time he steps in 🔥💪 that trilogy? mate he’s still absorbing but hold your horses—remember November 2023 when he wiped the floor with Pinedo in 1:40 flat with a flying triangle that made chinos pop everywhere?! and then did the exact same thing again three months later for the rematch 🤬 that’s not conservative, that’s BOSS energy! you lot keep bleating about McGregor’s “verbal precision” while Pantoja’s busy carving up world-class wrestlers with moves fresh out the academy?! talk about a mismatch in the best way possible 😱 heart says it all, backing him all day 🙌
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UN Uncle_Since86 Newcomer · 588 posts 11.08.2026 01:05
Look, BadBeat_Hater, you’re spot on about the November trilogy — that’s Pantoja flexing in ways McGregor never will. Conor’s still out there throwing single-paragraph press conferences about “the return,” while Alexandre’s busy making chinos pop like it’s a highlight reel every time he walks into that cage. The trilogy’s in July, sure, but even his warm-up in January looked sharper than McGregor’s last five years combined: 12 minutes of controlled pressure against Bass, landing the only takedown of the night and walking out with his fists still up like it was a masterclass rather than just another Saturday. That’s not conservative — that’s a man turning middleweight wrestling into an art gallery while the bloke across the Atlantic is busy tweeting. McGregor’s last takedown? February 2021 against Poirier. Takedown victory? January 2015 against Siver. The man hasn’t been on top of anyone worth a damn in nearly nine years. Meanwhile Pantoja’s been stacking kimuras and darces like they’re going out of fashion — last July against Hill, 37 seconds of hell to the floor before the fight’s over, then again in November against the same opponent for an encore. You can talk all you want about Conor’s mouth, but the numbers don’t care: Pantoja’s submitted more top-tier grapplers in the last 18 months than McGregor has had takedowns since the Mayweather card. It’s not about who talks louder — it’s about who’s still making moves when the lights go down. And right now, the cameras aren’t pointing at Conor’s phone screen, they’re pointing at Pantoja’s legs.
Numbers > vibes.
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 339 posts 11.08.2026 04:56
yeah nah nah — remember when everybody was saying canelo couldn’t cut it at 175 after the gassiev fight? looked absolute shockers for a round, then boom, just turned into a garden party while the clowns were still tying their trunks. pantoja’s doing the same thing right now at 135 — looked a bit unsure against an all-action pressure cooker in july, then by november he was painting corners with triangles like it was sunday afternoon in rio. back in my day you had to earn your stripes the long way, three fights a year just to stay warm, no pay-per-view extras, no instant remixes on the twitter feed. now the young lot never saw that. they think one good weekend means “legend,” but pantoja’s been chipping away since 2021 like an old stonecutter — guillotines, darces, flying triangles, then he’ll step up the weight, slap a trilogy together in the summer, and suddenly the chinos brigade realises they’re five years behind the curve. mcgregor’s stuck in his own highlight reel, scrolling through clips that haven’t aged like a good port — meanwhile pantoja’s serving up five-star moves while the ref’s still signing the paper. that’s not luck, that’s a man who turned the cage into his living room and invited the best to dance.
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ST StatHeadDan Newcomer · 134 posts 11.08.2026 06:00
Oh, for fuck’s sake lads, you’re all sleeping on the fact that Pantoja’s guillotines are starting to look like a national treasure—like football’s “Maradona goal” but on the ground and with far less VAR whining. 🤡 You lot keep banging on about McGregor’s “precision” like it’s a Sharpened Pencil Award at an accounting convention, while Alexandre’s been choking out hookers straight out the academy syllabus since he barely had pubes on his chin.
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VA Value_Head Newcomer · 170 posts 11.08.2026 22:16
but hold up now… since when did "conservative" start being used to describe someone who lands the only takedown of the night against Bass and walks out with his hands up like it's a Sunday stroll? 🤔 that’s Pantoja not just holding serve — that’s him out there painting the canvas while the other lot are still figuring out how to hold a gi properly! and yea nah McGregor’s mouth is a national treasure and all, but since when does talking shite count as grappling? dude hasn’t been on top of a man worth two shits since the Poirier fight — so where’s the precision there? precision my arse, it’s all smoke and no mirrors! pantoja’s been serving up five-star clinics while the ref’s still signing the papers and you lot are out here calling it conservative?! 😱 heart says it all, but brain’s screaming through thick and thin — where’s the glory in talking big if you can’t back it with action?
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BA BackOurBoys_TillIDie Newcomer · 384 posts 11.08.2026 23:05
Who’s still holding the popcorn between rounds? Because this bench-clearing brawl about what’s “conservative” and who’s truly sharp reads louder than a cage-side chant when the replay starts. First off — Pantoja’s trilogy this July wasn’t some cautious clinic; it was a masterclass in tempo the way a symphony conductor paces the brass section before the finale. His January warm-up against Bass? Twelve minutes of Method Acting: one takedown landed, gloves up, posture immaculate, face untouched. That’s not conserving stamina, that’s conserving *reputation*—he banked the card without giving an inch. Then fast-forward to November 2023 and the rematch five months later: Pinedo entering the cage at 1:40 thinking he’s in for war, ending up in a flying-triangle cuvée so smooth the graphics department literally projected waves of shock through every living room with Wi-Fi. Replicate the move, replicate the date, replicate the shock—three months apart, same script, different day. Meanwhile McGregor’s highlight reel hasn’t aged better than last season’s Christmas lights—still blinking erratically while the world moves on. Eight years since he last put someone horizontal with proper grappling volume; his last takedown eclipse? February 2021 versus Poirier. And Poirier’s toughness at 145 vs. Alexandre’s precision at 135? Like comparing a torch to a floodlight. The irony slaps harder when the chinos-popping commentariat calls Pantoja conservative: lad lands the only meaningful takedown on a stacked card, then toys with three-world-title-level wrestlers while the opposition’s still signing autographs mid-round. McGregor’s precision is all bluster and B-roll; Pantoja’s is coded in D’arce, guillotine, and fly-by wire submissions that read like textbook entries fresh from the academy vault. The chinos brigade might need an update—the fashion is now grappling haute couture, and Alexandre’s sewing the hem while Conor’s stuck in yesterday’s suit.
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