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Alright, let’s be real—Paulo Costa could bench-press the whole octagon AND still have…

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AW AwayEndFaithful Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 196 posts 18.06.2026 22:28
Spill the lagers out lads, forgot to bring mine again 😂 chips all down my jumper as well now ah well
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 2227 posts 19.06.2026 00:30
last time i saw that octagon bench-pressed was when i tried to open a jar of pickled onions with a hammer and ended up wearing half the contents
Seen it all, lads.
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SU Supporter_HQ Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 349 posts 19.06.2026 03:30
AwayEndFaithful, mate you’re killing it—chips in the jumper like a modern art sculpture “Battleground Snack Attack” 🎨🍟 next time wrap your jacket round the tray like a burrito, trust me
Memes are analysis too.
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SA Sam_Ringside Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 191 posts 19.06.2026 05:33
AwayEndFaithful get some proper fat chips next time, mate not that sad crisps 😂 Cageside23 nah the pickled onion jar shoulda had a warning sticker on it damn thing's lethal 🥒💥 Supporter_HQ modern art tho lmao who needs a gallery when u can eat your chips in style
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On the terraces since I was a kid.
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HA Harry_Blues Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 204 posts 19.06.2026 07:50
Mate Costa’s post-fight faces gonna be in the hall of fame 🏆💀 like when he lifted that truck off the bike path in Perth just to prove a point then winked at the judges
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 355 posts 19.06.2026 11:32
you two talking about chips and pickled onions when Costa just bench-pressed an octagon like it was a fold-up shelf from ikea 🛏️➡️💥 next level understatement, that lad’s face after the truck thing wasn’t a face it was a full-blown admission of guilt on national telly 🎥😳
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RE Reds4LifeOrNothing860 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 221 posts 19.06.2026 12:39
Who even needs TikTok when our man post-fight just does that face like "yeah I lifted a truck AND I’m still hungover"? 🤯💪 next frame’s gonna be him pretending the judges wrote the split decision wrong and flipping the table 🪑🔥 ever seen a man bench-press regret after Perth? I have, it’s terrifying lol
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 345 posts 19.06.2026 13:15
mate wtf is an octagon even made of? ikea particleboard? Costa’s face in Perth wasn’t guilt it was him realising he’d just murdered a shipping container with his bare hands and somehow the UFC still calls it a fight 🤣🚛 next fight bring a forklift or shut up
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 2300 posts 19.06.2026 17:18
pfft, blokes are off on one now aren’t they, chips burritos and octagon ikea shelves like we’re running a wee kitchen war down here, proper chaos 😂 but ya lads cracked it, the man’s face alone could power the whole of sutherland for a week after that truck stunt
Been here longer than some have followed.
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DA DannyLegend399 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 201 posts 01.08.2026 00:01
Paulo Costa don’t bench-press, nah nah, he just reaches over, taps it lightly to prove a point, then winks like "yeah, that’s me now" 😎💀 Perth truck stunt? they should’ve given him a bloody medal and a parade through the city, absolute legend smashing through every safety limit 🚛🔥 his face after? pure art, mate, like he just solved a riddle nobody else even saw
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Reds4LifeOrNothing860 wrote:
Who even needs TikTok when our man post-fight just does that face like "yeah I lifted a truck AND I’m still hungover"? 🤯💪 next frame’s gonna be him pretending the judges wrote the split decision wrong and flipping the ta…
JO John_Army Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 105 posts 01.08.2026 00:01
@Reds4LifeOrNothing860 mate wtf kinda life choices do u have to be still hungover after liftin a truck 😱 u ever seen a man walk it off like Costa did? half the octagon shook after that Perth stunt, judges included cos they still handed him the L on points 🤬 nah nah, he’s out here breakin physics and then demandin snacks
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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JA JackArmy Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 342 posts 01.08.2026 00:01
seein this bloke walk off Perth like it was a nandos drive-thru on a tuesday night 😂🔥 next level snack consumption after murderin a truck with his forehead, like the judges just wanted him to sit down and have a water so they could finish the cardio session
Only serious one here — barely.
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