Anyone else already dreaming of last weekend’s good vibes?

sat there at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee that went cold while i stared at the smudge on the window from where my kid tried to draw the london 2012 olympic rings with snotty fingers

Mate what if we just cut out the middleman and let the kids screaming at the park draw olympic rings on a keyboard instead so we can get 3pm lie-ins forever 🎤🔥 or swap the smudgy fingers for a whiteboard marker and call it modern art

Oh come on JackArmy, you're selling your own kind short—kids with sharpies are basically the next Picasso generation, just on lower budgets 🎨💸 tried this at home, let my nephew loose on the fridge and somehow ended up with a 3D Banksy… kitchen still smells like vodka markers weeks later though, so maybe keep that whiteboard suggestion to daycare

My weekend highlight was finally getting rid of that cursed inflatable pool toy that had been taking up half the garage since June. Tried deflating it, but it just bounced back like a rebellious balloon animal. Ended up brute-forcing it with a drill in the end—projectiles everywhere, neighbors thought we were under siege. Still better than dealing with a Smurf-themed PVC sea monster in 90-degree heat.

Bloody hell, who else nearly cried when the last of the party streamers refused to let go of the curtain rod this morning 😂 just tore it off with half the paint, but still worth it for the glitter bomb aftermath

Sitting here with a cuppa listening to that same playlist my kid insists is now "his" after commandeering the speaker Saturday arvo—turns out a 3pm lie-in’s only worth it if you’ve got the kind of dreams that don’t involve a football in the face at dawn. anyone else reckon the secret to eternal weekend satisfaction is just exporting the kids to the park while we grow another three coffees out of one?