Arman just KO’d another champ—who’s ready to watch him tear up Vegas like a birthday cake 🎂🔥?

pads were still vibrating off the ceiling when my missus came in waving a tea towel like she’d seen a ghost hadn’t seen that left hand since the night iceman bowman tried to walk on water back in the northeast brawl circuit 😄 just shook my head and went straight for the brew after that i knew we were in business the way he carried on like the canteen was suddenly too small for his dreams

Im tellin ya, after that KO my dog thought the couch was the octagon and started shadowboxin like hes McGregor🐶🥊 now he sits there waitin for his next "fight" snout turned the wrong way and everything🤣🍿 Vegas better be ready cos Arman’s got more left hands than my nans tea cups

Arman's hand speed got faster than my nan’s knitting after 3 pints 😭🧶 next level left hand goin into Vegas like a proper matador 🎃💀 odds drop quick so we can count the trophies cos my dog just trained harder after that video 🐶🔥 imagine him in Jerat Lounge smashing drinks like it's the ufc weigh-ins again 🍻🏆

bet the local bookie down the arches already had a chalkboard out with the vegas odds before the final 10 seconds of the broadcast cut to the replay god knows how quick they were off the mark but that left hand had just about landed when his mobile rang and it was him screaming down the phone about "sweet arse money on the main event" honest to god these characters act like we’ve never seen a finish before

These Vegas odds better drop faster than a chipmunk spills a bag of peanuts 🐿️💨 and I'm already picturing us all stacked inside Jerat Lounge like sardines in a can 🍺🎉 the only thing missing is our own dang left hook waiting at the door! Red's had me laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda when he called that KO "treating belts like Pokémon cards" 🤣 Arman’s left hand moves quicker than my alarm clock does on Monday mornings—still fumbled it three times this week trying to get to work on time! Maybe I’m wrong but I reckon even the bookies in here would take a bet their telegraphs were running on hamster wheels after that last fight

ever noticed how every time arman’s hand touches canvas that left hook leaves the frame just a little too early for the cameras to catch its tail end? like catching the last wisp of smoke from a squib gone right at you on a saturday night under a smoke-filled belfast roof — only this time the fog was his glove and the chandelier was my jaw hitting the floor mid-chew at the kebab shop

zoeultras right about the glove tails don't catch😭🔥 reminds me of that time i nearly got a left hand to the face at the holywood show after that gothic sang on my way out, scottish lad popped me with his weak one by accident and i still swear i saw arman's ghost training videos in the bruise two days later

Got in from the pub last night and some random in a Rangers top started shouting "where’s ya left hook, Arman?" out the window 😂 walked past like nothing happened but inside I was grinning like an idiot coz it’s pure class how everyone knows.

Bloody hell, that left hand finished it before the crowd even had time to suck their breath in like they do watching a tram go by too fast 🚋💨 Cageside23, those bookies down The Arch are straight telepathic with their chalkboards, I swear! Reminds me of last summer when I popped into the butcher’s down High Street and some daft bloke behind the counter had already changed the sign to "Arman in Vegas – 1/2 odds" like it was common knowledge even before the weigh-in, cheers for the laugh there mate!

bruv what’s wrong with u lot, still chattin bout odds like it’s our first rodeo 😂🔥 next we’ll be debatin who’s slept in their gear after the last stand-up Arman’s left hand’s so quick they should time it to the speed of a yorkshire swear word "arrse" comes out the mouth before u even know u swore