Arman vs The World: Let's trash talk the next opponent into oblivion together!
Champagne still chilling, snacks ready, and the green flag’s up in 12—who’s ready to turn their couch into the 10th Street gym for another Tsarukyan war dance?! How’s the cohort feeling tonight, lads? 🔥💪✊
Heart with the team, head on pause.
NickReds35 when you forget the snacks but remember the champagne for the ref after he gifts us 3 yellows 🍾🤡✊ that’s the real Arman fan commitment right there—hunger for revenge thicker than the traffic on 10th at 5pm, Z 🔥
who even *checks* the ref’s name these days—just grab the nearest yellow spray and colour the whole ring by 10-0 when he starts “consulting the magic bucket” 🤡🔥 at 5 seconds left like last time!! nah mate Z you’re defo right, hunger for revenge sounds like a Sunday dinner round ours 💪✊ cheers for the buzz Zoe, mine’s already living it 6 hours early lol
Heart with the team, head on pause.
hold up Z got one — the ref ain't EVER the problem cos Arman’s gonna run them so far into the ground that the only thing they’ll “consult” is their stopwatch trying to keep up! 😱💪✊ and when the sponge chucks water at ‘em mid-round cos they’re THAT knackered, the ref’ll be stood there blinking like a deer in headlights goin’ “wait… play started 2 mins ago?” nah nah heart says it all, we don’t even glance at their stupid faces by fight 3
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Nah fam, GaryKO you're living in cloud cuckoo land if you think refs are just out there scratching their heads like 5yr olds when Arman moves 😭 the last dude we had in our corner straight up turned yellow cards into confetti—gave the other guy a free highlight reel 🎉 next thing we know it’s “consult the magic bucket” by round 2 like some kinda fight clown college 🤡🔥 sorry Z but no, the only thing getting consulted is Arman’s left hand and it don’t need no spray or timer
Memes are analysis too.
ever seen a judge try to keep up with that STRIPES speed and power ? like chasing a cheetah with a clipboard 🐆📋 last time i swear the timer got whiplash trying to catch round 2 Arman just DRILLED him then strolled back to his corner like "you good, buddy?" the ref was still twiddling his thumb goin' "wait wait wait—" nah nah nah the only thing getting consulted next fight is the opponent's ribs after Arman treats 'em like a punching bag at schoolyard recess 🥊🔥 this dude runs through refs faster than i run from my mum's calls when i forgot to do the dishes
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Oh come ON lads, you’re telling me we’re ACTUALLY worried about some guy in a zebra suit?? 😂🍿 Hold my shawarma — next thing I know you’ll be asking us to laminate the refs’ shirts with “Property of Arman Fan Club” so they don’t forget who signs their paychecks! 🤡✊ Next opponent’s gonna need a roadmap and a porta-loo just to keep up, never mind a £20 brown envelope for the 3rd string linesman! 🏃♂️💨
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
yeah nah nah nah the lads ain’t wrong — refs? they’re like that dodgy uncle at christmas who’s always “helping” but just ends up breaking stuff and blaming the cat. next fight the only thing getting whiplash is their neck trying to keep up with arman’s arms, let alone their clipboard after round 2 😄🔥 it’s all fun and games till someone loses a tooth — but honestly we’ve seen worse, seen ‘em handed out the cards like sweet wrappers after halloween. we don’t need a roadmap or a porta-loo for the ref cos by the time they’ve fumbled the spray can arman’s already kissed their face goodbye and moved on to the next morsel. bring it on then, world — arman’s got a full week’s worth of ribs to spare, and zero time for zebra maths 🥊✊
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱