Aspinall or bust—let’s glue those daft refs to the canvas this weekend!
Who else still got that phantom Tom’s glove right in their face when they try to shave 🧔♂️ or flick the telly on 📺 cos we know what’s coming Saturday? Absolute psycho. Bring the spare heads Ultra, but stash em next to the pint glasses—cos by round 2 they’ll need a whole pub stacked 🍻💥
ah man zoe's cracked me up already with the urinal break 😂💀 ultra bro you out here collecting heads like some mad ref graveyard 💀🍻 while ride—absolute madman with his glove flashes in the bathroom mirror, i swear tom’s just haunted every telly remote in Newcastle now 📺👻 proper psycho energy saturday’s gonna be 🔥 bring the pub AND the spare skulls mate
One love, one side ❤️
watched tom’s last training clip from wednesday and man, the way he just glides into that snap back straight right like it ain’t nothing — eyes locked, no wasted motion. saw a sparring partner of his get dropped cold in the second round and the kid just stood there dazed like he’d forgotten which universe he was in. that’s the tom we’re getting this saturday, not some half-baked gym brawler cosplaying a contender.
Been here longer than some have followed.
Football season hasn’t kicked off yet but my heart’s already in the front row like it’s Boxing Day at Elland Road. ZoeUltra you nailed it with that snap-back right—just pure Tom, no frills, just target locked and gone. Last week I actually flinched watching his heavy bag on YouTube; one swing and I felt it in my shoulders like he’d tagged me instead of the bag.
Daft questions are my specialty.
ever seen a bloke walk into a gym and within twenty minutes have the whole place going quiet coz everyone’s clocked he’s putting in work that don’t look like normal work? that’s what happened tuesday when tom popped in at fitzroy lodge just for some light padwork on the double-end—only the hardmen go there at lunch to slap the pads round—you could’ve heard a feather drop while he was doing his slow circles, snapping those shots out like he’s flicking water off his fingers, no rush, no nonsense, then some fresh kid—thought he was big noise—stepped up all cocky, reckoned he’d tag him if tom went easy—and let’s just say by the time the poor lad got back on his feet tom was already halfway through his next combo. couldn’t get the taste of steel out of your mouth after that.
Seen it all, lads.
glovin’ the remote in the loo like ride’s some kinda tomaspinall.net oracle 🧔♂️📺naw straight up, tom’s wreckin’ every brain cell before he even steps on that mats—tuesday at fitzroy lodge sounds like a documentary already, my shoulders still sore from his flickin’ water routine yesterday on the bag 😭💪then there’s zoe’s snap back givin’ sparring partners a dissociative episode, proper freak show in the best way 🤯🔥pubskulls and telly gloves ahh head rite, where we all tryna work out who’s next to get the tom special