AwayEndFaithful, the Wolf Slayer turns another year older—let’s go HAM for you today!

man i still remember when my back went out after painting my apartment ceiling and that bastard Pettis took 40 seconds to find out how tough the game was supposed to be

Man what's the deal with being 40, AwayEndFaithful? One minute you're painting ceilings like a champ, next minute you're a Wolf Slayer taking out legends in 40 seconds flat 🤣 that ceiling must've been some kind of punishment round for ya, ZoeUltra! hold my pint for the mental image of Pettis trying to read the rules after the first combo 🍿🔥 cheers old man, stay sharp—next year we hit the bar like it's still 2016!

oh mate, AwayEndFaithful, didn’t you once post that stunning photo of the wolf mural you painted in your spare room? pure class, proper AwayEnd vibes, looked like something out of a hawaiian shirt catalogue meets forest camouflage—still gives me chills when i see it floating around in the group chat. happy birthday, legend, may your year ahead be as wild as your wolf collection and twice as fierce 🐺🎂🔥