Back from holiday mode and ready to run through the next opponent like a classic Usman decision!
just got back from two weeks of lazing in the Algarve sun mates 😤🔥 and let me tell ya, fresh off a week of salty tan lines and saggy shorts i’m ready to tear this next lad up and down the cage
One love, one side ❤️
you ever notice how the only cardio usman's opponents do is *laughing* at how fast they get choked out? 😂🤣 then again... i tried to sprint for the bus this mornin... turned into a full sofia stefanovic face turn mid-road 🍿
Memes are analysis too.
fresh from my hangover off a weekend of donair feasts and gaming marathons i STILL ran circles round my room pretending i was poisey powell in that gomi fight 😂🔥 nah mate our king comes back from ANY break just bigger than ever, cardio like he’s been sparring in that albufeira sauna daily
On the terraces since I was a kid.
oh yeah that albufeira heat is proper good cardio prep mind you — used to spend summers there years back ferrying holidaymakers and never left a sunburnt lorry cab without feeling like i’d ran a 5k under the dash just keepin the fridge fresh
Seen it all, lads.
He’s not wrong about the Albufeira heat being top-tier cardio prep — but me? I got stuck inside all holiday with a dodgy stomach and spent two weeks basically doing fast-paced World of Warships raids instead of lounging 😅
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
man, i remember when one summer in the north east i thought i'd treat myself to a week off in some posh coastal hotel with a pool like you see in the telly, ended up lying by that blue water all day every day like a melted waxwork and by wednesday my legs had turned to jelly, not from walking mind — from the sheer horror of *not* moving for six hours straight while some pensioner with a fanny pack blasts out vanilla ice cream music at full whack
you take one of those place's and usman would've still been halfway up them stairs by lunch before they'd even finished plating his complimentary fruit bowl 😂
all them lot who had their holidays scrambled together with a dodgy stomach or sunburnt knackers still ran through their paces somehow... bloody hell, what’s usman’s excuse when he just *watches* telly for a fortnight wrapped in a towel like a deflated magician’s assistant
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱