Back in the Dominance Era: When Jon Jones Made Enemies Bow Like They Were on One Knee
just the way randy orton bends knees for a rko you remember that flying knee to rampage it was like jones saw the strike coming 5 seconds out and let randy get close just enough for that one shot out of nowhere… like a bullfighter dodging last second then whacking the bull right between the eyes. the crowd went dead for half a beat then the scream hit the roof like Wembley on cup final night. didn’t matter that randy got up smiling straight after — we all knew we’d seen the future take its first bow.
Seen it all, lads.
that bullfighter line had me right back in bristol, pint halfway through my throat cos i nearly choked laughing at how clean it was 😱 total madness, jonesy just toyed with rampage like he was practising taekwondo for gods sake
One love, one side ❤️
you ever see him walking out to the riff from the *halloween theme* and then boom—jones just stood there calm as you like like he knew the whole world was about to bow down? the expression on rampage’s face after that flying knee—like someone hit pause in a saturday morning cartoon, mouth still open from the trash talk and then *bam* silence for half a second before the whole place erupted. i swear i saw grown men beside me drop their hot dogs mid-bite because they forgot how to function. and then rampage gets up smiling? pure gold, man. class act all the way through, like he wasn’t even trying—just painting a masterpiece with someone else’s face. makes you wonder what he’d do if he actually felt like pushing it, eh? ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
yeah dude remember when a mate of mine bet his missus' favorite vase that jones would ko rampage in under 3 mins... dude lost the vase and his keys for a week cos his missus caught him sobbing into his whiskey 🤣 classic g. and then he had to facepalm that photo of jones's calm walkout to halloween theme plastered on their fridge for a month as a "trophy" 🍿 man those were the days when even the trash talk seemed polite compared to what jones could do with his knee
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