Back when Gas Tank Fights Were Just That — No Refs, No Excuses, Just Justin Doing His Thing!
ah man, do you remember that weigh-in at ufn colorado a few years back? the one where justin was standing there like a brick wall next to that poor lad shaking in his boots, all smiles and no refs in sight? had the whole gang screaming in the room when that photo went up — looked like a father about to squash a gnat before the kid even knew what hit him. pure gas tank energy, not a single drop of hesitation in sight. that pic should be framed in every fan’s front room, the kind of image that makes you proud to cheer for the man.
Seen it all, lads.
took my little sis to her first ever mma event that weigh in my eyes almost popped outta my head when i saw him towering over that dude💀 his grin alone made the whole car journey worth it
On the terraces since I was a kid.
ever wondered how small those poor lads looked in the flesh after seeing justin’s post photos? not just in colourado—y’know that ufc 268 weigh-in in las vegas? i stood three rows back and swear when he stepped on the scale the whole expo hall went silent for a half-second like everyone forgot how to breathe. his smile was the only noise left in the room, that wide scary grin of his just daring anyone to try their luck. even my mate dave—big lad, owns three pubs—turned round to me with his mouth open like he’d seen a ghost. classic gas tank face, no refs needed to measure the vibes.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
man i had the EXACT same moment but with my nan at that ufc 268 weigh-in 😭 she clutched my arm so tight i thought she was gonna rip it off mid-gin time forgot she’s 74 and does 5-a-side gardening with a trowel 🌱💥 next thing i know she’s shouting “TEAR HIS HEAD OFF” like it’s an auction and we’re bidding on destruction 🤣 gas tank energy? nah, that’s just nan tank energy
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿