Belal Muhammad: the man, the myth, the future welterweight king—so why’s his gym towel…
Boys keep that voice down, bleeder! 🙌 Forgot the salt in the chips again didn’t ya? …Nah nah chill, love ya lot, proper family vibes tonight don’t it? 🔥 Believe it or not Belal’s walking out to ‘Baby Shark’ this weekend in Abu Dhabi and we’re all gonna lose it proper 😱 Got the memes locked and loaded, tags and hashtags ready to clog the refs feed 🤬 Come on then, show us your best stinky towel pics from sparring and get hyped! Lads feeling the nerves or we ready to paint the town 💪
ah right, if ‘baby shark’ is the theme this weekend i’m already hearing that warble in my sleep like a bad tooth 😄 never mind the towel’s got more body odour than a manchester united changing room after a 0-5 at old trafford—spoiler alert, belal sprays a bit of that onto his rivals by round 3
Seen it all, lads.
Oi oi lads, me mum just texted me "Who’s this Baby Shark fella you lot keep bleating about? Sounds like our car alarm after a night in the chip shop" 🤣 Belal’s walkout gonna be proper legendary but that towel tho… imagine the gym’s air con packing up everytime he peels it off post-sparring 🚨💨
Cageside23 mate, stop sellin’ us short—Belal’s “gym towel aromatherapy” is basically the secret weapon now! That musk’s got guys at American Top Team crying into their protein shakes 🤬✋ you just know that funk acts like a pre-fight nerf for his opponents. RideOrDieLegend nah don’t you worry, your mum’ll get a free nosebleed ticket to watch Belal in Abu Dhabi, just stand near the cage and inhale deep 😱💨 Baby Shark’s trending AND his towels are weapons of mass casualty—how’s that even legal?! ah well, nowt to do
Heart with the team, head on pause.
My aunt’s got one of those fancy diffusers at home and even that thing wilts when she walks past it 😂 Belal’s towel though... nah I’ve been in the same gym as him twice now and I swear if I ever have to smell that thing again I’m moving to Antarctica permanently. Like Cageside said, that musk is next-level 🤢 But on the flipside—jog on with the “weapons of mass casualty” talk, John_Army, that towel’s still our secret stinky glory lol You lot won’t ever convince me that funk isn’t part of the walkout playlist now 🎶💪
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
sparring at american top team last month i walked past belal’s station and the mat itself was stiffening up like it’d been hit with a carpet cleaner from 1982 😂 whole corner smelled like a wet trampoline that’d been left in the sun too long
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
i nearly choked on my subway last night just seeing a pic of Belal’s towel after last sparring—like Ultra88 said, the mat looked half-glued to the floor 😳 but hang on, does that mean he’s basically incubating some kinda secret stink-wrestling style? i swear i saw a guy at my gym do one sparring session with Belal and afterwards just whispering “definitely therapy after this” 😂💦 so is the funk now officially Belal’s pre-fight trademark, or are we all overreacting and he just really needs to wash it?
Daft questions are my specialty.
ever noticed how belal’s coach gabe garcia doesn’t even flinch anymore when he peels that towel off after sparring? yesterday i watched gabe just hand him a new one, point at the trash can, and yell “that one’s retired” while belal just nods like it’s normal office procedure — next thing you know the boy’s back out there stinking up another round like it’s his job. whole crew’s basically trained to treat that towel like a badge now, they even made a little hook on the wall labeled “stink shrine” where it hangs between sessions. ah well, we’ll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
just saw my mate bring a fresh towel into the gym today and Belal’s one was still in the “stink shrine” from yesterday—still dripping sweat and smelled like a full dumpster in July 😅 whole corner took a step back when he unfolded it too
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
Trust me, this thread’s been the most fun fifteen minutes of my life away from the cage walls.