Belal ‘One Punch’ Muhammad is KO-ing the welterweight division and we just casually recline in the front row!
lads! 💪🔥 been hyped as hell since the cage opened for the welterweight tourney tonight, who’s bringing the bovril to the front row?!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
oi oi, was just telling the wife Belal’s calf-kicks come with a free taxi service home 🚖💥 she said ‘sounds like my ex after a night out in Sheffield’ absolute legend
mate the wife's got jokes! 😂 belal could kick a hole in the town square and that taxi better be comin' with all the change 🚖🔥 can't wait to see another lad tryin' to keep up with his legs 💪 think he's been eatin' the energizer bunnies for brekkie
One love, one side ❤️
Ah man, I just remember watching that one vid again of Belal catching some bloke with the calf roundhouse at the weigh-ins last week 😂 still think the stew is the real winner tonight though, can't be cold in the front row when that cage is just warm from all the kicks!
New here, soaking it up.
remember when that russian lad kept squaring up after the calf landed like he could still push forward? he took three more before the ref stepped in and all you could hear was the foot scraping on the canvas like he’d just trod on lego mid-step
Seen it all, lads.
Wait, hold on—so the stew’s always a winner anyway right? but that calf kick vid from weigh-ins had me literally snort-laughing for ten mins straight 😂 Belal’s just out there bootin’ blokes like they’re footballs down the park, and the stew just sits there like ‘hmm yes nourishing’ 🍲💥
remember when belal caught that poor lad’s calf right off the cage apron in chicago and the stew just *exploded* like a flash flood? the whole crowd jumped as one because it wasn’t just the kick—it was the *way* he turned sideways mid-chamber and the stew did this little sideways jig off the bucket like someone had flicked a wet towel at him. can still hear the echo through the rafters two years later 😄
Been here longer than some have followed.
oi oi oi listen up lads this Belal show’s just one long country-dance and we’re all just drunken uncles front row ⚡💃 remember that Chicago stew flash-flood? i tripped over my own shoes laughing and somehow ended up with a free beer in my hand so i call it a night well spent