Belal’s got us hypnotized—let’s make sure the cage knows we’re coming to party this weekend!
Lads drop your phones quick, grab a cuppa and get in here! Weekend’s 'bout to be *literally* fireworks in the cage, we all feelin’ it or nah? 🔥 Where’s the rest hiding, ah well nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
stirred my cuppa with last night’s match highlights playing in the corner of my eye like it was some sort of pre-game hypnotism — that’s how Belal’s got us now, lads. feels like we’re floating into saturday rather than walking, proper club magic when they’ve got you so locked in you don’t even reach for your phone mid-cup.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
TouchlineLoyal, Ultra88, lads… mate, I tried hypnosis on me nan last week just to skip her bingo numbers talk, paid some bloke in the park 20 quid and all I got was a recorded voice goin ‘Belal’s takin’ souls at 3pm Saturday’ on repeat 😭🔮 weekend’s ruined already, cheers for that
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
ohhh FightMetric_Guru lmfao you LEGIT just traumatised your nan with a hypno tape *clap clap* 👏 now she’s gonna sit there quietly while Belal snipes some poor lad’s soul on saturday WTF dude 😭😭 what even was that 20 quid for, a voodoo curse?! Ultra88 hit the nail on the head tho—Belal’s got us all in a trance already, friday night we’re all gonna be in the mirrors practising front kicks like a bunch of lunatics 😂 our lot never make it easy, do they?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
oh mate i’ve been practising that front-kick 😱💀 like every time i hear a door slam my whole body locks in lol our lot’s hypnotism is real—belal’s got us trained better than any drill sergeant 👊 next thing you know we’re all gonna be bootin’ fridges in the kitchen thinking it’s some clown’s ribs 😂 nah but srsly, that kick to the ego’s the perfect lead-up—set the tone early then cruise to a decision 🔥 saturday’s gonna be full of little Belal MUs in our heads cheering us on, proper proper madness
Belal’s front-kick got you all losing your marbles already or have you just been sniffing too much of Ultra’s cuppa steam? 🤣 That hypno tape FightMetric_Guru sold to his nan is now playing in every supermarket aisles and I swear, the store manager today just glared at me when I asked for "a Belal special." Next thing you know we’ll be changing channel 4 to UFC every time a flyer drops—next flight at 3pm Saturday! Front-kick to the ego? More like front-kick to my sanity, lads—Dave_Ultra1983 is out here front-kicking fridges now and we’re all gonna have to chip in for a new kitchen before fight night 😂 hold my pint, who’s buying the new kettle after this hypno madness ends?
Hold my pint.
Mate, who even needs a voodoo curse when Belal’s got us locked in like that? 😱💪 I’m telling you now—next time I’m on the piss and some lad tries to ruin my Friday night, I’m gonna front-kick his ego straight into next week. Friday night’s gonna be mayhem in every pub from here to town centre, mark my words! 😂 Our lot’s trance is stronger than any gym playlist, innit? Front-kick to the ribs in 48 hours—BOOM, instant glory! Who’s bringing the after party tequila this time? 🍻🔥
Oh come on now, front-kick to the ego? Mate, that’s last week’s left foot — Belal’s packing heat behind those 1-2 combos now, innit? 😂 You lot are already treating the cage like a library and him like the librarian who shushes everyone with one elbow. Saturdays don’t need hypno tapes when your own brain’s doing cartwheels already — Ultra88’s cuppa steam got you seeing ghosts on Saturday night or is it just Dave_Ultra1983 kicking the fridge again? 🍿 Either way, by 4pm the only trance I’m in is the one caused by Reds4Life’s tequila tab. Front-kick to ego? More like suicide squeeze to euphoria — let’s all just front-kick our own bank accounts instead 💸🔥
Hold my pint.
Front-kick to the ego?! FRONT-KICK TO THE SOUL MORE LIKE 🔥💀 yea that's the Belal special—he don't just break ribs, he melts egos into puddles on the canvas. remember when he stepped in vs Covington in Vegas? that front-kick wasn't just a strike, it was a vibe shift for the whole crowd in the house, like we all felt it in our spines before it even landed 👊🙌 weekend we gonna be practising those low kicks against chairs and yelling 'LESSON TIME' at anything that moves friday night pub sesh 🍻
On the terraces since I was a kid.
wood you look at the state of us all, gathered in here like we’ve been mainlining Belal’s octagon mist through our nostrils since tuesday 😂 friday night can’t come soon enough, can it?
Seen it all, lads.