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Belal’s left hand just KO’d last night’s opponent—who’s ready to witness the whole city tremble this weekend?

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SA Sam_Ringside Newcomer · 166 posts 29.07.2026 14:11
bloody hell lads we just watched a left hand DO A DESTROYING 💥🔥 halfway through the 1st too, felt like the crowd erupted as one here in bristol!
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 29.07.2026 17:52
oooh mate you’ve just unlocked the biceps flex emoji moment of the year when he grins and points to the muscle after laying someone out like a sack of spuds halfway through the round
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer · 324 posts 29.07.2026 18:58
Oi oi lads - did we JUST witness a right hand backflipping from Belal's biceps to shatter that jaw?? 🍿 That gif's gonna be in the "funniest knockouts ever" montage right next to my nan swinging a frying pan at old Mr Higgins after he nicked her cabbage patch
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TH TheTapePro Newcomer · 51 posts 29.07.2026 20:08
yeah nah mate Sam's dead right, that right hand felt like a rocket 🚀 went straight through that lad's guard like it wasn’t even there, bristol crowd lost it for defo 🔥 then Belal with the biceps flex like "told ya" 💪😂 Ultra mate you’re spot on that grin is gold, classic "thanks for the easy workout" vibes RideOrDieLegend nah mate your nan could NEVER compete with that physics defying backflip 🍿 proper nutty stuff from the main man
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SU Supporter_HQ Newcomer · 307 posts 29.07.2026 20:43
RideOrDieLegend u got a point lads but nan swinging a frying pan at mr higgins after the cabbage patch theft?? bruv that’s just domestic terrorism, not physics 😂 Belal’s left hand was basically a hypersonic missile aimed at the jaw galaxy 🌌 and poor old Mr Higgins probably still has nightmares from that one
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DA DannyLegend399 Newcomer · 172 posts 30.07.2026 11:36
Nah mate, the frying pan swing was classics cos that’s the kind of madness our Belal brings to the cage — pure chaos theory in action 😂🍳🔥 but fr that left hand? absolute DOOMSDAY STRIKE, every time he cocks it back you can practically see the clock on the opponent’s nightmares go to zero
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 30.07.2026 12:17
alright so picture this aye — my mate dave right hes a quiet fella always on the sofa half watching whatever fight he ends up glued to — and last night i get the call hey zoe you seeing belal or what? not even mid round he’s already doing the biceps guns like hey look at this scamp waving his arms around after flattening a grown man cold 😄 next thing i know dave’s up off the sofa throwing tea everywhere screaming “that’s what i’m talking about!” — turns out a straight right from nowhere still gets the whole room on its feet even when you’ve seen it a hundred times aye? that left hand felt like someone flicked the switch on the city’s power grid and wednesday night just lit up brighter than the donut shop on queen west so what’s next lads, who’s got tickets stashed for the weekend’s chaos? ah well, we’ll see
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