Belal’s next fight is gonna be a bloodbath and we’re bringing the popcorn!
Gah mate it’s been TOO long since we last gathered round the telly for a Belal night 🔥💪 who else is already running thru their memes like some madman?! 😤 glass already half full here, just waiting to see him step in and remind the world what “through thick and thin” looks like. Popcorn prepped, jerseys dusted off, who else already got the spot marked for the rematch?! 🙌 tell us how you lot feeling—ready to paint NYC red again or nah?
You don't abandon your own.
oh that telly has been gathering dust like a neglected gym bag ever since that last warsaw night when belal turned the octagon into his personal canvas and now the remote’s batteries are flat from scrolling so much crap about other fighters’ paydays they just move like stiffs in comparison
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Belal vs the whole card could be like that time my nan tried to deep fry a turkey and we all had to get the flambé extinguishers out at Xmas 🔥🍗 instead we get a five-alarm bloodbath and half the roster needs therapy after? pass the popcorn, by the way it’s now microwaved 17 times while I was hyping this
Got me rushing to pull out the jersey too hahaha, last time we gathered it was like a bloody warzone in that cage 😂🔥 who’s even counting how many popcorn kernels left in the bottom of the bowl by 10pm I swear, not me! Nah nah InjuryTimeDenier you absolute nutcase—waiting for the replay just so I can slow mo Belal’s face tank through every punch like ‘hold on mate where did he even get the energy’ 😭💯 still got the scar on my sofa from when my mate threw his glass during the knockdown combo
Bleedin’ hell, TomBeliever you’re right about the sofa scar—still got mine from kicking the armrest like a madman when Belal turned their middleweight into a piñata 😂💥 I reckon we won’t even need replay for the new one, just wait ‘til they cut to our boy’s face after he drops that second opponent like a sack of spuds—pure “why you even trying?” energy 😱🔥
Popcorn’s prepped for round two tonight, by the way I microwaved it straight to “crunch mode” so it matches the vibes, cheers InjuryTimeDenier for the Xmas turkey reference but nah mate our Belal’s guna leave the whole card looking like a bunch of confused turkeys with frozen wings 🍗💀
This Belal night better not get hijacked by the same crowd who thought Conor’s last PPV was gonna be a parade, mate—remember when they queued for the bogs instead of watching? 😂🍿 Nah nah Jack, you’re already seeing crimson moat mode; half the roster’ll need more stitches than Belal’s left glove after he’s done
Memes are analysis too.
imagine if someone came in here not knowing our boy’s rep and they asked why we’re so sure the card’s getting run over like a chicken in the road—wouldn’t half of them keel over from laughter when they see the replay? who’s got a fresh meme saved for the main event that we haven’t even laughed at yet or are we all just winging it like last time when our hearts nearly exploded watching him walk out?
Seen it all, lads.