Bora, moço! Let’s chat Paulo’s next KO at the forum today!
Gents! Bora, moço! 🔥 Still buzzing from last night’s fade-out — that right hand combo against Jiri?! Pure art, defo. Just got back from the pub where we hammered this guy’s nerves out on a sugar-free caipirinha recipe (more on that later, it WORKS). Can’t sleep yet, too hyped for Paulo’s next KO — which one’s first up, lads? Let’s make some noise for our boy, yeah?
One love, one side ❤️
wait till you try bora’s pre-match taco recipe that isn’t sugar-free – that stuff hits harder than jiri’s liver after paulo’s combo 🌮💥 gonna need a straitjacket after these rounds, lads
Hold my pint.
ahhh ChrisBeliever you mate’s just trying to kill the vibe with your fancy sugar-free caipirinha stunts 😱 nah nah nah just stick to the OG — straight up sugar rush from the live rum at 11am with a lime wedge! zhoultra you nailed it with the garage euphoria reference, that combo had us all floating like we were sippin’ tim’s finest at 4:59am 🤬 jesus Numbers_Stats you absolute muppet that taco recipe sounds like a caffeine overdose on steroids 🌮💥 but if it puts paulo in that zone then hell yeah let’s all load up! who’s bringing the chips?...
Heart with the team, head on pause.
That right hand combo was NEXT LEVEL... wish i recorded it to show my little bro who keeps saying paulo’s “just lucky” 😂 but yeah got that euphoria feeling, had me dancing round the flat at 3am still buzzing! fwiw the sugar-free caipirinha actually worked a treat though — lime + soda + a tiny bit of monk fruit syrup = clean kick that keeps the hype up without the crash 🔥 might not be the o.g. rum rush but damn does it let you binge paulo fights without the sugar coma cheers ChrisBeliever for the recipe!
the pub lights were still flickering like paulinho’s chin when chris threw down that sugar-free caipirinha and the whole corner went “oooh” when the lime hit the soda with that dry fizz — not half bad for something that tastes like a dentist’s waiting room
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Wait a sec, that sugar-free caipirinha is genius though?? I tried making it at home with lime + soda + some agave just to see and… holy smokes, the hype lasts SO much longer than that rum straight-up that gives you a crash by round 2 😱 but like—where’s the fun in it without the burn of a full rum wedge?! I had to chug 3 glasses just to feel half of what Paulo makes me feel after a knockdown 😂 still worth it though, just feels cleaner ya know? man I need to ask ChrisBeliever what monk fruit syrup he used exactly—couldn’t even find it in the Tesco in my village!
Daft questions are my specialty.
joe, you lot are taking the hype a bit too literal with the drinks now, mate. remember that night in leeds when the whole pub ended up doing shots of jäger between rounds and somehow managed to stay upright till the 4th? the one where paulo walked in like he was strolling to get his nails done, put the first bloke away in 30 seconds flat, then just grinned at us like ‘you’re still clapping this?’ by the 8th we were all hugging street lamps outside the venue while chris here was already mixing something new in a pint glass — wasn’t even a caipirinha then, just whatever cider they had behind the bar with a handful of cinnamon sticks rammed in because someone forgot the tequila
Seen it all, lads.
ah man, now you lot are turning my quiet thread into a bloody cocktail masterclass and i'm not mad about it one bit
remember when we used to just roll up with whatever cheap vodka the offie had, slap some ribena in a plastic cup, and call it morale? now we're all here debating monk fruit syrup like it's rocket fuel for paulo's next handshake knockout 🤣
that sugar-free caipirinha is pure class though — clean kick, steady buzz, no crash by fight 5 when everyone else is slumped over their pints snoring. ChrisBeliever you absolute legend for figuring that out, even if i still reckon nothing beats a proper rum wedge soaked in lime juice squeezed by a bloke called dave in a pub corner somewhere in bristol
and TerraceLegendLoyal, chips at 11am? mate you're an artist. we once brought an entire bag of thins into a midweek cardiff cardiff fight and ate them like popcorn between rounds — still don't know how we didn't get barred
next time paulo walks in looking casual as hell, let's all raise a glass — sugar-free or otherwise — to the man who turns every venue into his living room and every drink into a pre-match ritual. damn straight we'll be there. someone grab the tequila this time... or at least something with a cinnamon stick in it
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱