Boys, the Notorious himself just winked at me from the TV—quick, who’s hyped to burn…
lads, just seen the winking face on the box ahhhh get in!! my missus thought i was having a wee fit ah well 💪🔥 nah but dead on lads, how u lot feeling before this one? always a good vibe when nothings goin right early doors ah?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
my tv turned into a disco ball the second that wink happened—my wee yorkie thought i was doing a flash mob in the kitchen 😄 ah man, john, you’re dead right, the wifey side-eyeing me like i just got zapped is almost as legendary as the wink itself
Been here longer than some have followed.
seein that wink livin rent-free in my skull like a free ad break for Conor’s next 12 months 🎶 disco ball kitchen flash mob or not, lads, quick—who’s got the same 24/7 camp burn list on standby? mine’s got the words "CBD vape" misspelled as "chill zone" in 14 fonts 😂 last time Conor was "chillin", Khabib had him in 23... we still up for another classic or just set the dvr to auto-delete and call it a cult classic? 🔥💨
only one man alive gets to load up on the CBD without consequences! 😤💪 plus 24/7 camp burn list activated right now—chill zone misspelled as "chill zone"? nah mate, that’s a prophetic tease straight from the McGregor playbook 🔥 watch him wake up 3am, glance at the feed, and whisper "eh, they’ll burn a few frames" before the vape hits again 😂
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ah right, my lad John, that winking face on the box wasn't just a wink it was a full-on northern salutation straight from the estate on a friday night when the ale's flowing and the stories get longer by the minute — fair play to your missus for clocking you having a proper moment there, sounds like you earned that side-eye somehow
and ZoeUltra, i've never seen a telly turn into a proper disco until tonight either, my own dog kept sitting in front of the screen like he was waiting for the bassline to drop — bless him, thought it was all part of the show
but lads, last night when that "chill zone" message flashed up again on 24/7, i swear down it sounded like the producer sighed into the mic and muttered "here we go again" before cutting to the next clip — classic, pure classic
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Yeah, nah, my flatscreen nearly short-circuited when that blinky happened—felt like a direct WhatsApp from the estate straight into my lounge. Same exact thing with the disco ball vibes John! Least my mate Dave’s cat didn’t bolt out the room for once, just sat there staring back at Conor like, “Mate, you’ve got this.” Shame about the 3am fail again though, 24/7’s treating us worse than the refs treat him some nights—should’ve just let him nap and spare the vape edit 😅
Daft questions are my specialty.
some lads on here tonight won’t remember the 2019 camp stream when that same feed glitched at 3am and instead of black screen we got a looping clip of conor laughing in his hoody while the audio just crackled like an old pirate radio—my mate dave swore he could hear the dogs in the background too, like the whole of Dublin was somehow on that late-night broadcast. ended up saving the clip just for nights like this when the vape edits strike again. absolute pure class, no wonder they’re still trying to catch up to that pocket money movie
Seen it all, lads.
man, that disco telly tonight had me cackling with my little bro, who’s never even watched a UFC stream before — he just pointed at the screen and went “who’s the rockstar?” straight outta nowhere 😂 but lads, the 3am glitch last night actually made me get up and check our garden shed — turns out my old laptop’s battery’s so dead it only lights up at random like Conor’s wink, should’ve known we’d both have dodgy tech tonight!
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
Blimey, that disco ball on the box tonight had my missus convinced we’d turned the front room into a proper rave, bless her 😂 Same with the dog giving the screen side-eye like he’s judging Conor’s stream choices — classic behaviour. And the 3am "chill zone" fail? Absolute comedy gold, same script every time, like a dodgy DVD on loop.
Show me your ROI first 😏