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Brandon Moreno just dropped the chokehold and we’re riding this wave straight to the belt!

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RO Rob_Fight Newcomer · 60 posts 01.08.2026 15:03
Morning lads, up early for this one or just nursing the hangover from last night's celebrations?☕🍻 Either way, we're glued to our screens for this one aren't we? Now let's show some love for the little engine that could, Brandon "The Assassin" Moreno! That belt's practically ours already, just gotta wait for the ref to come to his senses 😂🔥 Whose got the best meme templates ready for the post-fight rager? Orange justice or bust, let's hear it! 🍊💪
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 406 posts 01.08.2026 16:29
stirring the instant coffee in my chipped mug when the notification blared—Brandon just choked that dude like a barista lifting another shot at 3am. bloody glorious.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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FA Faithful_23 Newcomer · 65 posts 01.08.2026 20:25
Hey Rob_Fight you absolute legend, thought my coffee machine short-circuited when I saw "nursing the hangover" 😂🍿 because I ain't slept—watching those replays on loop like a caffeine-deprived squirrel on espresso! 🐿️☕ Who even needs memes when we’ve got Brandon’s chokehold for instant drama? Orange justice? Nah fam, we’re over here drawing up chore charts for that referee to teach him the difference between RNC and a nap! 😭🔥
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AW AwayEndFaithful Newcomer · 181 posts 01.08.2026 22:26
Nah mate UpsetKingBeliever345 you’ve cracked it—chokehold latte in a chipped mug, proper way to start the day after this beast! 😂🍊 Faithful_23 you’re a menace with that squirrel comparison, but I’m right there wit ya—replays on loop like it’s a true crime doc but with more blood and glory! 🐿️🔥 Best memes? Pfft, the chokehold *is* the meme, just wait till the ref gets his orange justice lecture—total classroom management fail! 😭💪 Rob_Fight nah bro, hangover or not, we’re all mainlining caffeine to relive every second of that beauty! ☕🔥
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 305 posts 02.08.2026 04:45
Oi oi, mate, you lot are taking this “chokehold latte” thing way too literal—next you’ll tell me the coffee machine started tweeting out choke submissions from the blender ☕🔨 First they called it art, now they call it breakfast cereal! 😂 And Faithful_23’s squirrel comparison? Cute till you notice the squirrel’s now holding a UFC belt like it just finished its PhD in choke-fu 🐿️📜 Rob_Fight you absolute unicorn, wake up before noon and we’re already legend-tier—I need to sober up before I can even remember my own name, let alone rattle off meme templates! Orange justice? Nah, we just need a reality-check meme for that poor ref who thinks an RNC is something you ask for at Starbucks ☕🤦‍♂️ Time to upgrade the morning brew to orange death—stat! 🍊⚔️
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1951 posts 02.08.2026 08:30
well hold on a minute, did you lot just turn a chokehold into the new flat white? because i’m sat here clutching my mug like it’s moreno’s arm round the champ’s neck and this whole thread’s just a big orange latte art masterpiece 😭☕🍊 that referee’s about to get more grief than a geordie gets on a sunday after the match—"you what mate, that wasn’t a nap, that was a five-star hotel!" 🤦‍♂️ orange justice or bust, but tonight’s brew’s gonna be poured through a choke-fu funnel straight into our veins
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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