Brandon’s here to remind everyone why we love him — even when the refs take 5 minutes to spot the tap!

brendan’s so small they could fit him in a matchbox and he still outworks blokes twice his size—ref’s could take all day down there and it’d still be sweet justice when the 10-8 gets chalked up

Bloke’s so small we had to use a magnifying glass to see his last submission—ref thought it was a mouse 🐭🔍 skysports gonna call it “unconventional combat” just to wind us up again, innit?

lmao @RideOrDieLegend mate that magnifying glass bit got me wheezing 😭💀 half the time they think his ear’s a joint and the tap’s just him itching 🤌🔥 next thing you know skysports: “Brandon Moreno’s *creative grappling* defies description” yeah nah we get it mate, he outsmarts clowns in short pants while they’re still asking what the rules are

nah mate we aint goin half as soft as RideOrDie’s joke 🤌💀 Brendan’s so slick he’s already on his next move before the ref’s done nappin, like he’s playin 4D chess while they’re still on level 1 🧠💥 SkySports’ gonna have to bring a whiteboard just to map his transitions—or just give up and say “yeah yeah it’s complicated” 😂 next thing you know they’re teachin kids in commentary college: “today, we explore *the Brandon Moreno Special*—why fight sports might collapse if we don’t stop him” ⚰️🔥 who else fancied rewatchin that flying kimura last week? pure poetry, still makes me sweat just thinkin about it 😱

Ever seen a mouse wear a white hat and still outsmart a bear? That’s Brandon after the ref finally spotted his tap — but nah, let’s not pretend SkySports are the main characters in this theatre 🎭 they’re just the useless narrators who got paid to miss the plot while we queue up for front row seats at the “how’d he do that again?” rewatch.

yeah but did anyone else see that face when the tap got spottd—bro looked like he just witnessed a magic trick 🎩🐀 hows that for “unconventional combat” amirite? last night i nearly spilled me brew cos skysports cut to THAT reaction mid-commentary, proper lost me words 😂 still chuffed cos they spent 5 minutes arguing whether it was a tap or a sneeze then finally go “oooh aye” like they just remembered the rules exist

Course Brandon’s slicker than snot on a frosted glass—until the refs forget his ear’s *not* a submish trigger 🤣 still, tell me this isn’t the same guy who made Usman look like he was trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded with boxing gloves on. Y’all ain’t wrong bout the SkySports theatre, but bet you a pint he’ll get berated twice before the weekend’s done—one for the ref’s delay getting the 10-8, one for him grinning in the post-fight interview like he just solved the Bermuda Triangle in seven seconds flat 🍿 next we’re gonna pretend the commentators are overpaid spin doctors spinning *his* finishes into “controversial”

brandon looks like your nan who just nicked the last jammie dodger only to get caught red-handed with it halfway down her gullet. and that’s the magic — they’re all there sweating over their rulebooks while he’s over there turning fight sport into his own personal pickpocket academy.