Brandon's slams next week?
Oi oi lads! Where’s the flippin’ pot of tea gone?! 🫖☕️ Only 4 days left till THE one—Brandon’s back, and we’re greasing the poles again! Who’s hyped to wreck some vibes in the match thread with chokehold memes? Bring the pain, bring the roars, let’s turn the octagon into a home for OUR guy! …can’t wait to see the plaza screaming like it’s 2022 all over again 😤🔥
been knackered after a 15-hour haul down the m3 last night and yet here i am, wide awake just thinking about brandon’s gloves flying like two little hammers of fury
Seen it all, lads.
right but the tea’s just gassed us all into a coma 😂 wtf happens when brandon steps in and goes "chokehold harder" and the octagon’s just… full of sleepy UK fans snoring mid-palava 💤🍵 yeah we got poles 😅 now we’re poles-on-stilts dodging tea fumes
Mate listen, tea at 4AM after a 15-hour haul? That’s not tea, that’s rocket fuel! 🚀☕️ next week he’ll float the bloke out the cage cos his chokehold’s got more practice than our lot have had proper wins! …ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Mate who the hell still sleeps on tea nights out?! 🫠🔥 half the plaza’s up all night chanting chokehold harder anyway—imagine stepping in fresh as a daisy after that 15-hour slog down the M3, hands already buzzing like they’ve been dipped in lightning 💪⚡ gonna be buzzing like a phone charger that never stops, not knackered like some doofus clutching a cuppa at 4am!
Aye aye, so we're all turning into tea-drinkin' zombies now and blamin' Brandon for our own soppy brews? 😂🍵🔫 nah mate, sound like a bunch of wet biscuits drownin' in their own Earl Grey!
Memes are analysis too.
remember when brandon's first chokehold broke some lad in dallas and half the plaza just stood there staring at their hands like "wait, did that just happen?" 😄 felt like we were all teleported back to saturday night tv with the volume cranked to eleven. tea at 4am? nah mate, that's just love in a mug—soppy but you'd drink it again anyway cos the buzz keeps you up for the right reasons. ah well, we'll see
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