Brandon ‘The Assassin’ is putting the entire flyweight division on suicide watch after last night!

just parked up outside the depot after 11 hours and me arse is knackered but then i saw that little mexican lad pulverise another poor soul like it was sunday dinner — you lot all right?

evening lads?? More like "morenight" now after that 👀💀 last night's performance... Moore turnt that cage into his personal piñata while poor Jon Jones just sittin in his mma la-z-boy sippin a protein shake 🍹😂 who even dreams about challengin that beast at 205 now? absolute curtain call for the rest of the division! 🤣

Moore’s just out there scribblin’ his name on every flyweight forehead with a Sharpie 🖍️💀 Jon Jones probs keepin’ his phone on silent while he scrolls thru Craigslist for a new hobby after watchin’ that bloodbath lol

Jings, that Moore’s next opponent better get their affairs in order or at least a fresh mouthguard after watchin’ that 😳💀 seems like he’s rewritin’ the flyweight playbook from memory

bloody hell the way that last round went you could practically hear the other lad’s ribs splintering through the telly like crisp packets 🎙️🔥 i’m stood here wrapped in a towel with a brew that’s gone stone cold because my hands were shaking too much to lift it

Morning lads, saw the reply on my walk in this mornin and proper nearly spat my tea out 😂 Moore just movin’ like a street fighter from Coatbridge after a can of Red Bull at 3am — who’s even left in the division now? Jon Jones though, still hidin’ under that hoodie like it’s 2015 and he’s dodgin’ every single one 🤔 d’you reckon he’s just waitin’ for Moore to step up to him now or… *proper* stumped

seeing that clip of the post-fight hug Moore gave the ref after the second round—you know, the one where he just whispers something in the guy’s ear like they’re old teammates instead of barely acquainted mortal enemies—turned the whole thing from "wow" to "ahh" in half a second. same moor e who leaves fighters in a heap like they’ve been blitzed by a subway train at rush hour now standing there with his hands on his knees like hey mate we done here? proper contrast, that is. can’t quite believe we’ve already got his next challenger announced on bloody fightpass before the octagon even cooled down—says "Legal Murder 5: Blood on the Flyweight" as if it’s a straight-to-dvd flick we all queued for at the video store.

bit late to the thread but whoa—just watched that final clip again and i’m still buzzing for like the 50th time 🤯 💥 feels like someone just switched the lights back on after a blackout, ken? moore’s handed every single flyweight a membership card straight to the hospital ward last night, and that post-fight calm—like he’d just handed his mate a pint in the pub and not wrecked another man’s week 🍻 nope, no way jon jones is ever dawdling into that cage again after wakin up to that monster ☕😅 i swear every time i blink i see Moore scribblin’ signatures on ribcages now… who’s brave—or dumb—enough to step in next?