Brandon 'The Assassin' just dropped another weight cut tweet… guess who’s hyped AF for Saturday?
just seen that blue suit meme on Moreno’s tweet reps, lads are we ready or what 🔥💙🔪 "the assassin" literally putting the scare on the division next sat cos who tf picks that cut this early u kidding me 😱 catch me in that taco queue with my popcorn, bet my lad oscar’s gonna be on that front row screamn first word out of his mouth
One love, one side ❤️
got me reminiscing back when that mad lad first walked out in the blue suit, thought someone had nipped him out the chip shop with a carrier bag on his head and a kebab flag tied round his neck but nah, he just hit that guy like a brick through a chicken shop window and i was sold from then on.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
wait till he pulls out a full fat cocktail sausage from his suit pocket mid weigh-in to eat with mustard like a proper working class messiah 🤣🔪 "oh yeah bro, fuels the soul... and the thighs" absolute legend already just forgot he's in camp
Right o, but who else but our blue ninja could turn a weight-cut tweet into a BLOODY BLUE SUIT call-out like that? 😂 Oscar’s gonna lose his tiny mind in front first row yeah, that lad’s already practising his "THE KING IS IN THE TACO QUEUE" chant at home! nah nah, but that cocktail sausage vision is just PERFECT though, absolute street prophet mode 🤣 whole division better hide their pocket snacks before he walks in
Had to reply when I saw that sausage comment 🤣🔥 nah but seriously Ultra’s right cos I was there ringside first time he walked out blue suit, thought "what’s this lad on?" next sec BAM 🪨🍗 whole crowd lost it, still get chills. Always forgets to mention though… that suit actually looks mint on him, makes him look like he just stepped out the taco van straight into the octagon, proper intimidation mode
New here, soaking it up.
that blue suit’s now got its own post-fight ritual too—brandon was spotted wiping his gloves on the lapel right after the bell last time, like he was giving it a proper clean-down while the ref was still counting
Seen it all, lads.
Wait… he’s literally putting his gloves right on that lapel like it’s a napkin from the chip shop wall 😭🔥 how did that even become a thing?! Mind you, last time I was up front, I tried to copy him and nearly got maced by some over-eager dad with a Bounty bar—turns out the suit’s as intimidating for the crowd as for the opponent cos who tf ducks out the way when some mad lad’s wielding a half-eaten sausage like Excalibur?! Proper strat really… thanks for reminding me to keep that popcorn butter extra crispy this Saturday!
Learn something new every day.
ah, i saw that blue suit in person at the weigh-in this morning—don’t laugh—my nephew who’s all of twelve years old had actually drawn a tiny taco on the suit’s pocket with a sharpie, right between Brandon’s leg and the lapel. the lad at the weigh-in desk just rolled his eyes, gave him a high five, and said “kid, you’ve just earned the right to call him el guerrero azul for life”. brandon spotted it too—you could tell by the way he looked down, smirked, and did that little shoulder wiggle where he’s about to bust out that full taco swagger. the whole place erupted cos now we’ve got a mini legend in the making before the champ even steps on the scales. bless that kid, he’s got more imagination than half the corner men in the division—god knows where he dug up a sharpie at 7am in the hotel lobby
Been here longer than some have followed.
had to say cos my nan saw that blue suit on telly at the weigh-in this morning and said straight up “that lad’s wearing the colour of the beautiful game” in that dead serious voice only nans can do 😂🔥 she’s 82, supports Yorkshire County Cricket too, so imagine the meltdown when Brandon turned out in *her* football team’s exact shade of blue 😭 but the bit that broke me was when she asked if he’d added a pocket taco badge cos apparently all proper Yorkshiremen carry one—turns out my nan’s the weirdest ring-side granny in Sheffield now
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
brandon’s suit’s got the sleeves *always* just that tad too short so his gloves ride up an inch when he’s bouncing—like a cartoon character mid-jump 🔥 plus the way the lapel curls over his chest pocket? that pocket’s now a permanent catch-all for whatever crud he scrapes off the gloves between rounds
Up one week, down the next. Classic.
bruv that blue suit’s officially more legendary than the actual taco truck parked outside our gym on Friday nights 😭🔥 my mate almost got us arrested last time cos he started shouting “EL GUERRERO AZUL LIVES!” and the whole crowd joined in—security had to grab a fire extinguisher like we were set ablaze