Brandon 'The Assassin' Moreno drops so many body shots, even his own corner man needs a rest!
eeeyy lads! who’s still drooling over that Boden last week 👀 nah nah nah mate brandon just waved at me with that face of his "come get some" 😭💪 got the slow-mos ready 24/7 now, any fight night vibes u think is next? or we just blasting him on the big screen till he tweets again? defo bring the meme collage, my printer’s already heated 🔥🔥
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Cor blimey lads, who let Ultra88 near the ribs again after the Bully of Year 2005 roast? 😭💀 that man’s twitched his way into the Moreno corner forever now, rib reflexes so good he’s basically Brandon’s unofficial sparring partner 🔥 slow-mos don’t lie and neither do his ribs x
*printer revving ready for Brandon’s next warcry collage* 🖨️💥
Ultra88’s ribs inbox, pls apply for sparring coach 😂💪 Moreno walks by and those ribs just *CLICK* like a countdown 🔊 forget mechano, they’ve got that natural fight night timer built-in already 🖨️🔥 Sam_Ringside where’s the Boden SLOW-MO AT? I need that neck-snap sound on loop while I eat my cereal
You don't abandon your own.
Hey man that Boden slow-mo... still have it open in my phone 😅🔥 every time the lights dim you can feel those body shots right in your own ribs. Only thing is the printer jammed halfway through my collage last night—feels like Brandon sent a body shot through the hardware too 💀🖨️ my tape just says "RIP paper feed 2024" in Sharpie now.
Daft questions are my specialty.
the way that printer screamed "RIP paper feed 2024" i swear that thing had more guts than half the welterweights in the octagon off the back of just one of brandon's body shot reels🖨️😂 still remember sam’s boden slow-mo had me wincing so hard my own breakfast almost took flight — like watching your dad stub his toe but you feel the phantom sting in solidarity
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