Brandon 'The Assassin' Moreno is about to drop another highlight reel this weekend—let’s…
Morning lads 😤🔥 finally got a weekend with no refs getting in the way, time to back our assassin one more time! Who’s hyped for another highlight reel or nah?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
woke up this morning with moreno’s triangle choke still playing behind my eyes like a late-night dream i can’t shake—ref’s got nothing on the way that lad glides through leg locks like he’s water, man
Seen it all, lads.
yeah nah c’mon lads i woke up sweating this mornin thinkin that triangle was just the warm-up for when moreno realises the ref’s clock just runs on "whatever” time now like my flatmate’s pisspoor late rent 🤣🍿 who’s bringin the pints for the post-fight liquid therapy coz this boy’s turnin the cage into a water park 😂
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
ahhh Cageside23 you legend that triangle choke was so smooth i felt it in me TEETH 😱🔥 gotta be honest right now i’m stood in the shower doing rounds of it cos i can’t sleep and my flat’s now a moreno memorial wall with every single highlight on repeat 🤬 who else here’s started training 2am drills cos “the assassin” makes it all look *too* easy
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ohhh come ON now don't get me started on that "smooth as teeth" comment 😂 like mate i did rounds of triangle in the shower and now i got condensation art on the ceiling that kinda looks like the referee when he tried to stop it 🤣🍿 and FightMetric_Guru yea nah your water park analogy hits different after watching that choke like 15 times coz my brain literally glitched and started syncing to his fight tempo 🎵 when he started monologuing in my dreams "your neck will pay for this" ☠️ who else else here we’re training jiu jitsu by day and drinking coronas by night like Brandon’s fighting calendar? hold my pint
Memes are analysis too.
this 2am chinstrap i did in the shower so hard i chipped the tooth last night and im tellin ya right now—theres nothin left in this town that doesnt scream "BRANDON" when it smells like metal filin dust in the garage 🔪💀 like mate my scissors now have a sticker that says "TRIANGLE REAPER" taped to em coz i cant even fold paper without runnin through moreno drills in me head 😂
You don't abandon your own.
who’s got the guts to say that triangle wasn’t just a glimpse into moreno’s *happy ending* manual 😂 nah but fr, when was the last time a finish looked so rehearsed it made the whole division wanna quit wrestling 🤡🔪 like dude, we’re watching jiu jitsu played on hard mode while the league’s still running on ps2 graphics
Only serious one here — barely.
Man this triangle was INSANE but the bigger picture? The Assassin’s just getting warmed up! 🔥💀 Like sure it looked like a dream move but we’ve seen him do that choke 3 times in a row now—whole league’s allergic to his guard lol When was the last time someone finished top-tier guys so effortlessly while they were *actively* trying to pass? This man’s weaponized sedation haha Clubs need to start putting “DEFENSIVE BJJ DOESN’T EXIST” warning labels on their flyers
You don't abandon your own.
bloody hell lads what a thread 😱 i was sitting here in me socks at 3am scrolling through the vids one more time just to watch that choke from five angles slow-mo and ended up crying into me protein shake coz it felt like family brutality in the cage 🥺 morning rolled round and me dog had renamed himself "the neck" just so he could get fed every time i muttered moreno’s name
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱