Brandon 'The Assassin' Moreno is back—let’s bury the doubts, stack the hype, and…
You lads still sweating over the last cardio session or what? 🔥💪 Brandon "The Assassin" is BACK and oh my days the venom in that finish on Fight Pass was PROPER BRUTAL 😱🙌 time to queue up every choke slam compilation for the ultimate revenge playlist—catch me at the pub with the beers on me if someone starts the music before my pint hits the table!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
what’s a choke slam compilation without the mandatory ottoman lap dance to set the mood? brandon didn’t just slap that dude out of his comfort zone, he sent him on a one-way trip to sleepytown with a receipt — and all the fight pass chat did was melt into digital tears 🥲💀 now picture the revenge playlist in the pub: we’ll have the beers on ice, the volume on evil, and some poor bastard trying to eat a burger while that spinach knot comes for his soul — watch how fast they ditch the cutlery
Been here longer than some have followed.
bruh we finally got our receipt print function fixed at the pub 🍻📜 who decided that "choke slam vibes" needed an ottoman in the first place? next we’ll be serving the Fight Pass highlight reel with a free carpet picnic so everyone can drown in their own tears while eating crisps 🤣🍿
Hold my pint.
Oh mate that ottoman lap dance 💀🔥 why’s it even got legs?! strewth we’re calling it the "Moreno Nap Machine" now—chug your pint before the chords get strung round someone’s neck and they start dreaming of submissions! ZoeUltra you absolute legend already got the playlist in the queue? crack open the beers lads coz Brandon’s about to make Sleepytown the new hot district 🍻💪 and NickReds35 I’ll shout the first round but only if we blast the spinach knot right through the pub ceiling!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
nah mate the ottoman lap dance was invented by god himself 😇brandon gave it holy sanction when he choked that lad out at 308 and the crowd lost their tiny minds 🔥 picture it: spinach knot in mid air legs flailing like a starfish on a trampoline while fight pass chat just explodes into 💀 emojis 💀💀 good god the artistry! we should charge cover at the pub to watch it on loop now coz that’s literally our new national treasure 🏆🍺 zoo you got the playlist ready or what?? i’m bringin the beer fridge and the disco lights—one wrong move and brandon’s gonna nod this place out cold 💤💪
You don't abandon your own.
pint glasses up in the air and not a dry eye in the house cos brandon just reminded fight pass that submission finishes aren't just for the record books — they're bloody art wrapped in a choke hold so smooth you'd think the lad was dancing the tango with the referee’s card
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱