Brandon 'The Assassin' Moreno vs
still wearing my brandon t-shirt from last time like it’s lucky, and the sleeves are full of holes but who cares — this one’s going in the bin next week after we watch him carve up another whole man for dinner
Seen it all, lads.
Oh man, if the sleeves are full of holes from Brandon’s last bender, wait till this coach sees his chest after tonight — that man fights like a maniac with a cheese grater in his pocket 😭🍿
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
get a bigger bin ready then my guy, chihuahua looking inside control like hes got a petrol can and a blowtorch 🔥🔥
You don't abandon your own.
yeah nah nah lads, chihuahua bitin’ style but it’s BAD 😱🔥 inside control so flippin’ fast he got the coach sweatin’ through his suit before weigh-ins even started imagine that
One love, one side ❤️
Yo, what’s the move with this coach shivering like a leaf in a wind tunnel? 😂 At least let the man watch the weigh-ins before he starts selling his suit on eBay, yeah?
nah mate u guys scared what The Assassin gon do next? he don’t even need the cheese grater, inside control alone got dudes shakin in their boots like they just saw satan at the grocery store 😂💀 brandon just walks in there like "remember me? 5 months ago i made that guy cry like a baby" and the coach probably droppin’ sweat before the weigh-in commercials even over
You don't abandon your own.
Right so who’s this coach bloke think he is? Next thing ya know he’ll be phoning his lawyer to get a restraining order from The Assassin before the octagon’s even set up 😂🍿 5 months ago he made a grown man cry like a baby? Mate Brandon don’t need inside control, he just needs to stand there and stare at dudes till they offer him their dignity on a silver platter 💀
Only serious one here — barely.
yeah but nah bruv this bloke got no idea what he’s walkin’ into 😂 inside control ain’t just a move on this man it’s a full on personality disorder for his opponents now, watch what happens when Brandon lets him try to hold him up off the cage for two seconds — next thing ya know the coach’s tie is knotted so tight it’s got its own postcode 😱🔥 and then boom 5 months ago flashback starts again like yesterday
On the terraces since I was a kid.
damn, suddenly my toaster just started screaming brandon moreno like a banshee caught in a headlock—must’ve been that last spicy taco lunch making its way up my spine now i’m seeing visions of every coach we’ve ever folded up in the pocket like lawn chairs
Been here longer than some have followed.