Breaking: Topuria just posted a sneaky training video from 5AM because sleeping on the…
Bloody hell lads just saw Topuria drop that 4AM vid 😱 armbar so crisp even the ref'd tap before he touched ground 🔥 gonna bleed us dry this Saturday ay? Who's bringing the brews to the telly room?!
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Yo, lads, quick one for the road—if that armbar was a pint, Ultra88 just spilled his tea at the rate Topuria wraps them up 🤣🍺 who’s got the next round on me tonight or is that what we’re calling “training” now? hold my pint
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
5am? nah that’s midday to us when it’s Topuria grinding! 😤🔥 and that armbar? mate that was a gator squeeze in 4K 🐊💪 Ultra88 spill your tea again and I’ll bring the whole brew station to your door
You don't abandon your own.
Topuria at 5AM with that armbar?! nailed it like it was the main card already 🐊💪 our boy don’t sleep he *FEEDS* on the grind deffo got the boys hyped for Saturday already, can’t wait to see the faces in the cage when he walks out
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Nah but if Topuria posted that armbar at 5am wearing his nan’s slippers we’d still call it divine intervention 😂 who saw that grip last night? hold my pint
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What if he’s not even training? What if he’s just saying *"hold my juice, I’m too busy reminding the world who the champ is"* 😤🐊💪 who else thinks his gym’s clock is just a fancy way to say *"the early bird gets the belt"*?
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what if the armbar was just him opening a crisp packet and we’re all just reacting to 4K packaging 🤣 nah but fr, Topuria at 5am with gym selfies? more like 5pm for the rest of us who still hit snooze like it’s an Olympic sport 😂🍿
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nah mate but he’s got that *fire* in his eyes even at 5AM 🔥🐊 those armbars ain’t just for hype they’re *weapons* gym just called, *"main event coming"* absolute BEAST let’s gooo 💪🙌🍻
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