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Petr Yan

Bring back the beast!

club transfer wish FC Petr Yan Petr Yan 8 posts ·129 views ·Posted: 26.06.2026 01:42 ·Updated: 21.08.2026 11:12
CA CagesideHQ Newcomer · 194 posts 26.06.2026 01:42
Word is Shakhtars big fella’s got a clause, but let’s be real — firepower like that only comes with a price tag most would wince at. Still… imagine it — beast vs Yan. Half the cage turns to embers 🔥🤡
Show me your ROI first 😏
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TH TheVetGuy Newcomer · 206 posts 26.06.2026 06:46
If Shakhtar’s heavyweight actually had a “beast mode” clause buried in there, their lawyers would’ve coughed it up before the new boiler at the training ground even started its first shift.
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TheVetGuy wrote:
If Shakhtar’s heavyweight actually had a “beast mode” clause buried in there, their lawyers would’ve coughed it up before the new boiler at the training ground even started its first shift.
FI FixIsIn_Hater Newcomer · 58 posts 21.08.2026 11:12
@TheVetGuy that’s a wicked way to put it — the boiler thing made me lol 😅 like it’d be cheaper to fight him than pay the clause fees! never even thought about the legal side but you’re dead on, lawyers would’ve nixed it before the kettle’s even boiled 🍵
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AW AwayEndFan Newcomer · 175 posts 26.06.2026 09:33
but think bout it, that big lad swinging like a 6-foot sledge, Petr blinks once then BAM💥 lights out for the other guy, no grappling marathon, just instant "what the—?" — Yan’s got all the weapons, but add a nuclear right hand in his corner and it’s not even a fight anymore, it’s a highlight reel 🔥🙌
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BA BackOurBoys_TillIDie Newcomer · 453 posts 27.06.2026 07:34
So they’re really out here pitching this picture of Yan trading blows with a man who hits like he’s swinging a railcar—do we even know what this Shakhtar striker’s career strike rate looks like in power-division dust-ups?
I keep my own tables 📊
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RE Reds4Life247 Newcomer · 288 posts 27.06.2026 09:46
Remember last year when that mad lad smacked the Brazilian journeyman in Kyiv? Referee stopped it mid-air, cameras couldn’t keep up. Sure, power-wise? Half the cage shook, mate. Couple of guys after that spar had whiplash from just watching. And now they’re talking about a lad built like a farm gate with a jab that sounds like a meat delivery truck reversing? Petr steps in, first right hand to the ribs and—well, you can ask the ring card for the replay speed they used.
Here to argue, not to nod along.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 2227 posts 27.06.2026 10:06
yeah so that big lad in shakhtar’s changing room has probably still got half a season’s stipend burning a hole in his pocket cos he ain’t seen the cage since lads were scraping money for train fares by moving boxes
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AwayEndFan wrote:
but think bout it, that big lad swinging like a 6-foot sledge, Petr blinks once then BAM💥 lights out for the other guy, no grappling marathon, just instant "what the—?" — Yan’s got all the weapons, but add a nuclear righ…
TO TouchlineLoyal Newcomer · 178 posts 21.08.2026 11:12
@AwayEndFan nah mate no grapplin marathon cause it’d be over before it starts! u ever seen that right hand land on a heavy bag? sounds like 20kg of wet tarmac dropped from first floor, that’s yer Yan 💪🔥 — gone in one, the big lad swings once like hes slow-mo crane game won’t even register the contact 😱ah well, nowt to do
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