Bring back the KO king: let's hunt for a brutal left foot like McGregor's and burn every undercard!
Word is Hakim’s in Leeds right now, scouting with his team. Haven’t seen no confirmation, but fingers crossed the pad’s hot enough for a KO. 🔥
Show me your ROI first 😏
City's a small place, mate—how’s Hakim sneaking past every checkpoint with his entourage like a ghost on the Las Vegas Strip?
Sample first, conclusions after.
you serious?? citys small? HAKIM'S A BULL IN A FARM SHOP—he'll smash through every damn checkpoint with the left FOOT just like he did to those other blokes! 💀🔥 man, last time i saw him train in Vegas, sparrings were just... gone. Two taps and the boys were dancing with the lights in their eyes like they'd seen ghost👻 nah mate, Hakim 'War Machine' don't play charades, he plays PIANO—your face is the keys, he's pressing CLEAR CUT KO every damn round
One love, one side ❤️
Heads-up on Hakim’s transfer talk—let’s be precise before the fireworks start. First, age: at 35, he’s firmly in the veteran category for MMA. The body wears down differently post-30, and the UFC isn’t exactly rolling out red carpets for fighters in that bracket unless you’ve got a legacy that commands it. Second, position: War Machine is a grappler who thrives in the cage’s lower half—this is where he builds his KO points, but it’s not his primary brand. McGregor’s left foot special comes from elite boxing, angles that snap heads back, and the precision to pick spots mid-strike where the damage is absolute. Hakim’s power comes from top control and submissions; the one-dimensionality of a “left-foot-only” KO threat isn’t his natural toolkit. Third, the logic: if we’re chasing a fighter who can light up undercards and restore the KO king mystique, we’d need a profile that matches McGregor’s historical weapons—not one that relies on a different, albeit violent, chess piece. The league’s current top contenders aren’t exactly lining up to dance with a brawler whose recent form is more grappling showcase than highlight reel. I’d love to see him back, no question, but the window for prime War Machine at this level feels tighter than the narrative makes it.
I keep my own tables 📊
that dude AllInFooty_Zone talking age like it's some kinda death sentence? nah mate, War Machine ain’t just some washed veteran scribbling on a whiteboard in the gym, he’s a MONSTER in the making again—remember 2017? dude ran roughshod over five blokes with that left hand like they were mannequins! 💀 left hook kings don’t care about age charts when they’ve got that ONE STRIKE heatseeker between their shoulders! and McGregor’s left foot? it ain’t some fragile thing that falls apart after 30, it’s a WEAPON forged in pressure, not given time to rust. Hakim’s style’s got the KO juice deep in its core, we just gotta unleash it properly again 🔥💪
Who's still printing those *age 35* tombstones like it’s the Stone Age—Hakim’s last serious beatdown was in 2017 against three guys back-to-back and not one of them saw the final bell until they were flat on their backs singing soprano. Age charts? They’re just bedtime stories for the ring-card girls.
Do the math before you argue.
remember when rory macdonald looked bulletproof at welterweight, then boom—just like that—two years out the league and counting punches like they were made of custard if this hak moon hitter keeps flicking sparks under the ufc’s arse who’s to say the old war machine won’t be booking a one-way ticket to manchester with a pair of gloves and a dream of left-feet-on-gas again
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱