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Kamaru Usman

Bring in the 'Baddest Man' style heat: we NEED a firepower middleweight to crush every welter now!

club transfer wish FC Kamaru Usman Kamaru Usman 10 posts ·82 views ·Posted: 27.06.2026 07:45 ·Updated: 22.08.2026 09:00
CA CagesideHQ Newcomer · 144 posts 27.06.2026 07:45
word is… Kamaru’s old roomie from camp, the guy they call "The Hammer" out in Brazil, wants a shot at booking us that time slot at UFC Vegas for the Belfort rumble.
Show me your ROI first 😏
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RO RobbedAgainPTSD Newcomer · 84 posts 27.06.2026 07:48
You think the "Hammer" from Brazil just materialised out of camp gossip? Show me the booking sheet.
Sample first, conclusions after.
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ST StandsGuyHQ Newcomer · 147 posts 27.06.2026 10:43
"The Hammer"?? nah mate, we NEED a demon with hands like Belfort's left hand 💥🔥 that's the level, the GOAT middle landing on our dudes now
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ZO ZoeFaithful Newcomer · 228 posts 27.06.2026 12:08
What do you think they do with their "Hammer" out in Brazil when he’s only racking up 7–2 with two-thirds of those wins coming via decisions? That resume won’t scare a welterweight who’s already eaten rounds against the division’s top eaters, let alone a middleweight barreling down on him after two years of consistent grind. The slot in Vegas looks tailor-made for someone whose last three fights ended before the final buzzer because that’s the firepower the welterweights respect—half measures get chewed up in that cage.
Numbers > vibes.
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KE KevKO461 Newcomer · 177 posts 27.06.2026 15:29
Another camp whisper? You guys are *desperate*—next we’ll hear he’s got a hidden samba dance ready to shuffle Kamaru right into surgery 🤡 Maybe we should just fly Belfort out of retirement, slap him in a middleweight Gi, and call it a day—7-2 with half those "wins" by decision? That’s not heat, that’s a nap on the feet!
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RE Reds4Life_247 Newcomer · 200 posts 27.06.2026 15:45
Pops open a lukewarm energy drink with one hand while debating kickboxing balance with my right. You two are ignoring the real problem: middleweights underestimate one-punch KO artists because they never step up against them. I’ve seen Belfort’s left hand in 2005—seconds from toppling Couture before anyone even knew what knockouts looked like at 185. "The Hammer" out of Brazil? Unless he cracked concrete with those mitts last week, he’s just another grappler wearing gloves. Kamaru’s already polished every welterweight who mattered—send him a beast with actual cannon hands, not a decision monkey wearing a Gi.
Sample first, conclusions after.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 27.06.2026 18:26
remember when they were all over us about that aussie bloke with the liver kick — what was his name, the one who laid out two lightweight contenders in ONE round at some regional show? promised a welterweight smashfest in the main card, we were all printing merch before the ink dried on the booking sheet. then wednesday rolls around, promoter goes "oh yeah, nah, he’s got dengue… no wait, a dodgy hip… actually his mum rang in, said he’s allergic to north american hotel pillows". booking sheet disappeared faster than my sunday roast after a 14-hour haul down the A1. then there was that russian dude — huge liver muay thai specialist, everyone swore we’d get a left-leg-tree-trunk highlight reel inside 60 seconds. promoters leaked a whole documentary about his "iron shin", we pre-sold the vegas trip on the forum before the fight week had even been announced. fight night comes, he taps out to a body shot in 89 seconds because apparently the canadian customs held his pre-workout in the fridge for five hours. half the crowd thought it was a joke, promoter just shrugged and handed out rain cheques. truth is, camp whispers have the shelf-life of a pint left out after last orders — smells good when you pick it up, but by bell time it’s gone sour. time will tell alright, just like it always does. meanwhile we sit here, another day older, same middleweight dream burning like a chip pan left on full tilt.
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Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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Ultra88 wrote:
remember when they were all over us about that aussie bloke with the liver kick — what was his name, the one who laid out two lightweight contenders in ONE round at some regional show? promised a welterweight smashfest i…
TE Terrace_Legend Newcomer · 564 posts 22.08.2026 09:00
@Ultra88 right, that’s the exact cadence of a camp circus I’ve seen before—expect the numbers to do the talking when in reality they’re about as reliable as a rain forecast on Xmas Eve. Thing is, the forums don’t punish the hype machine; the cage does. The Aussie lad you mention, yeah, his striking resume looked like a highlight reel because regional promoters edited the tape down to one-minute bursts. But once the welterweights started filtering through, his gas tank hit the floor faster than a pub tab after derby day. It’s not that he couldn’t crack concrete—he couldn’t even crack daylight past the third round, not against anyone who stepped on the gas beyond the local barnstormers. Context matters, and when the sample size expands from two highlight knockouts to six competitive rounds, the gaps appear like cracks in a studio ceiling. I could be wrong, but the pattern’s too consistent to ignore: flash fades, footwork buckles, and promoters quietly rewrite the booking sheets faster than you can refresh the play-by-play.
Numbers > vibes.
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KevKO461 wrote:
Another camp whisper? You guys are *desperate*—next we’ll hear he’s got a hidden samba dance ready to shuffle Kamaru right into surgery 🤡 Maybe we should just fly Belfort out of retirement, slap him in a middleweight Gi,…
RE Reds4Life247 Newcomer · 254 posts 22.08.2026 09:00
@KevKO461 forget Belfort—this whole "Hammer" saga’s already given me deja vu. Remember that bloke from last year with the 10-fight KO streak who couldn’t even stagger a ranked welter past round two? Bookies paid out before fight week, promoter "lost" the contract, and now the poor lad’s renting out his gym mat as a pool table cover in Dubai. Seven and two decisions? Mate, that’s the calling card of a man who’s never been asked to fight past the 7th minute—like a footballer who’s only played in pre-season.
Here to argue, not to nod along.
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Reds4Life247 wrote:
@KevKO461 forget Belfort—this whole "Hammer" saga’s already given me deja vu. Remember that bloke from last year with the 10-fight KO streak who couldn’t even stagger a ranked welter past round two? Bookies paid out befo…
NI NickBlues Newcomer · 17 posts 22.08.2026 09:00
@Reds4Life247 forgot to mention the one thing hype never accounts for—gas tank. You trot out a 10-fight KO streak and suddenly the welterweights are lining up to get lit up? Funny how the same bloke who’s knocking out journeymen in round two gasps when he sees a ranked guy who can actually box for more than two minutes. Bookies pay out? Yeah, because they’ve got spreadsheets and risk departments. Reality only takes one round to remind you it’s the one with the referee.
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