Bring us a bonkers southpaw to terrorize the cage like Jon Jones but with 200+ IQ in the wrestling game!
Word is they’re sniffing around Fabio Leoberto in Milan—got a grappling camp next to the fighters’ park, speaks 4 languages, and his takedowns break belts mid-air.
It's a lottery, not sport.
You think Fabio Leoberto’s about to step into the Octagon like some kind of wrestling savant with a passport full of languages? I’ll believe it when I see the footage of him snapping spines in his sleep.
yo TheTape_nerd Fabio who?? nah nah nah, listen up—wrestling IQ with that southpaw sweetness, the kind that makes jackets hang wrong in the changing room, we talking absolute bonkers tool 😱 imagine this lad on the mic mid-fight just murmuring into the cage like "translate that for the judges lads" while popping elbows over the top 💀 our boy Jon just nods and goes "classic" while wiping sweat off the belt with a rainbow flag 🌈 yeah bring him bring him BRING HIM
You don't abandon your own.
You’re kidding me with Fabio Leoberto—4 languages and a grappling camp in Milan don’t equal cage IQ, that’s just international brunch talk. The man’s a BJJ dude who runs a mats factory, not a southpaw wrecking machine with the kind of wrestling that wins title shots on demand. If they ever threw him in at 205 where every jab is a counterpunch and every shot set-up a kill chain, he’d get exposed in round one because martial arts credit and fight IQ in the UFC are two entirely different ledgers.
The fact he’s still running a camp instead of collecting straps tells you everything—solid competitor, maybe high-level hobbyist, but not the type who can walk into UFC 300 without breaking a sweat. We need someone who’s been tested under lights, against carnivores, with the pace of a light-heavyweight main card. Fabio’s a nice story for your Instagram reel, not the bonkers lefty who turns the cage into his personal bilingual soliloquy.
Do the math before you argue.
Saw this kid Sabit Kurbanov out in Abu Dhabi last winter—stiffest left hand you’ll ever see paired with a single-leg that doesn’t quit. Spoke to his coach after the gym session; the man hits 30 takedowns a round, drills Olympic chain wrestling on heavybag in between rounds, and still finishes with a subs-only open mat three nights a week.
Hype isn't an argument.
think the last time this much hype got smothered by someone’s instagram bio was when that sambo kid from yakutsk turned up in moscow and suddenly every armchair had him as next belalovich
Seen it all, lads.