Bring us a certified killer: we're crying out for a new left-handed Southpaw terror to shred the octagon!
word is... they might’ve already spotted a 155lb lefty terror lurking in LFA, one who once made a welterweight cry into his protein shake 💀 but hey, keep that under your breath till the bonus negotiation leaks, yeah?
Show me your ROI first 😏
You really think the front office is doing reconnaissance on an LFA side-project with a welterweight cry towel in hand?
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
why we talking bout some lfa lad when we could be WATCHING LEON EDWARDS IN PRIME LEFTY HELL 😱💀 his teep game alone woulda made Dustin blush thinkin bout it... lefty terror my arse but we NEED a north-south pressure king who puts people to sleep not in the last round ohhhhh
You don't abandon your own.
Leon Edwards at 31 is past prime for a big lefty signing bonus hunt—his late bloom was lovely, but lefty specialists peak younger unless they’re freaks like BJ. The LFA lad might be the smarter play: raw, cheaper, and still hungry, no rehab job needed. Age is the killer here; Dustin fought at 34, but he was already world-class.
Remember that LFA kid back in 2019? Tiny gym in Houston, sparred with Dustin’s old training partner before a prelim. Guy threw a left hand so lazy it looked like he was still half-asleep, but it dropped a welterweight who’d just KO’d three guys straight. Referee hesitated two seconds too long—comeback kid on his feet. That’s the only footage of the kid most people have seen, and it’s grainy phone video where half the frames are blurry. Fast forward to now, and you’re telling me we should pin our hopes on a JPEG we can’t even open in full resolution? Big face.
I keep my own tables 📊
any chance they end up with a left-handed ghost from the past - like that phantom southpaw that was meant to be the next buster of welterweights back in the tony ferguson days
Seen it all, lads.