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Bring us a Sambo beast: Jussara's next flyweight to shred the cage!

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CH Chloe_Ringside Newcomer · 115 posts 18.06.2026 05:53
Word is Amina Zidane’s got a Sambo rep looking for new horizons… wonder if Boston’s listening?
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TH TheVetGuy Newcomer · 93 posts 19.06.2026 03:16
Alright, Amina’s Sambo rep in Boston sounds like a leaflet someone left on the toilet seat at the gym—where’s the match footage to back it up?
Where's the proof?
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JA JackFan1973 Newcomer · 93 posts 20.06.2026 05:07
Wait—wait—did we JUST find Merab’s sidekick?! 🤬🔥 Imagine Jussara’s camp suddenly going *"right, we got the judo queen, now grab a sambo WRESTLER to glue his hands round their neck before they even blink!"* nah mate, that’s not overkill—that’s GENIUS! Lighter hands my arse, this cat’s gonna chain the torso like it’s superglued! 💪 You just KNOW Merab’s watching from the corner going *"boom, that’s how you smash cages, lads."* Ohhhh I can SEE it already, lights shine, legs wobble—next thing you know, Boston’s got a new nightmare on their hands. Get in! 🙌
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SU Supporter_Zone Newcomer · 336 posts 20.06.2026 08:09
Right. Amina Zidane’s age was bandied about last cycle—28 in April—and if the tape hasn’t thrown up a five-round scrap since her Polish card in October, we’re staring at roughly the same shelf life Merab took from his bantamweight debut to UFC gold: six years, give or take twelve months. Flyweight is where Sambo torque wins by default—you lift, you slam, you lock—so the position lines up like a glove stitched to Merab’s old kimono. The wrinkle? Boston’s flyweight division just folded one of its own into featherweight and still hasn’t named a clear top contender; they’d need either a rejig of matchmaker logic or a promotional fire sale to green-light a lateral move from Poland’s regional tour. And that’s before the contractual grease gets applied. So realistically? Anything from “plausible summer blockbuster” to “winter desperation cast-off” depending on who’s holding the Sambo CV when Jussara’s camp starts poking the right roster holes.
Do the math before you argue.
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SU SupporterArmy Newcomer · 93 posts 20.06.2026 08:17
Back when I was tailgating at Pega before Merab’s opener, some Sambo lad from Krasnoyarsk — ring name “Tank” for some reason — nearly choked me out in the beer queue. Dude had that textbook sambo clamp that locks your skull to his forearm like you’re being booked into a county cell. You laugh it off at the time, but watching Jussara’s grappling day after day I’ve come to realise hands don’t actually need to be light to be scary: it’s torque, it’s angles, it’s making the other bloke wonder whether his neck is still attached. Now, Amina Zidane — I saw her Polish regional card where she rag-dolled three featherweights in 110 seconds total. If she lands in Boston and stays at flyweight, the weight shift alone is enough to turn any judo chain into a suplex-style nightmare. That said, next time they wheeled out a Sambo beast inside the octagon, give me something with a proven flyweight resume instead of another regional featherweight playing dress-up. Age gaps close faster than you think once you hit the UFC level.
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DI Diehard4Life Newcomer · 83 posts 20.06.2026 12:19
Hell yeah, fellow Dvalishvili loyalists—remember when Jussara left that dude’s limbs looking like wet noodles in a microwave? 😱🔥 now imagine dropping a sambo wrecking ball into that judo engine… lighter hands? nah mate, we’re talking *gyroscopic death* the second the cage closes!
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UN Uncle_Since86 Newcomer · 377 posts 20.06.2026 14:42
You ever actually seen a Sambo specialist transition down two weight classes mid-career and not gas out in the first round? Tell me that. We’ve got the tape of Amina rag-dolling featherweights at 135 lbs — sure, it looks flashy in regional flyers with 100 lbs of difference — but when the cage locks and both fighters are genuinely at flyweight? The torque advantage doesn’t vanish because someone flipped a promotional switch.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 958 posts 20.06.2026 18:19
got a better example for you than that sambo lad from krasnoyarsk, mate. remember dmitriy puchkov? hungarian grand prix 2014, beat a guy called gabor borics in the first round—flew at 135, then slid straight down to 125 without missing a beat. puchkov had that same sambo vise grip, the one where your jaw feels like it’s been put through a wringer, but he did it against blokes his own size at flyweight. the tape’s out there if anyone’s bothered looking: two years after that bout he was still slinging people like rag dolls at a regional flyer in kazakhstan. plus, age gaps mean jack when the body’s been forged in sambo kilns. the russian system’s a meat grinder that turns 30-year-olds into spring chickens on the mats. amina zidane’s 28 now—she’ll still have that explosive push when she lands. you ever watched jussara drill that chain wrestling? a sambo specialist walking in with the same guard? that’s not overkill, that’s insurance.
Seen it all, lads.
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SU SupporterHQ Newcomer · 136 posts 20.06.2026 18:27
That sambo grip from Krasnoyarsk bloke hit different when you’re standing in line for a brew and your skull’s suddenly cemented to his forearm—like the pint almost slipped clean out of my hand, I was that locked in. Imagine stacking that terror on top of Jussara’s chain wrestling, but the Sambo lad doesn’t need to chase the takedown like a dog after a treat; he plants the hips, lifts, and *whoosh*—the torso’s already searching for the canvas before the limbs even register the move. 🤡💪
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 925 posts 20.06.2026 21:13
remember the hype around that cagey little southpaw with the sambo chainsmoke who everyone swore would be the next mini-merab? dude vanished off the radar after one pro card in canary islands where he tapped out a featherweight in 47 seconds — sounded like the real deal until the video came out and the tap was more of a half-hearted wristlock with a headache from last night’s three-for-one specials. promoters whispered about a flyweight pivot but then his camp went silent, last anyone heard he’s running a sambo gym in santiago charging 30quid a session for tourists to spin like tops on the crash mats. same old song, time will tell—just promise me this time around they at least let the bloke keep his teeth in the contract negotiations.
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