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Belal Muhammad

Bro, Belal just dropped the weight on Saturday, who’s hyped for round 2?

club chat FC Belal Muhammad Belal Muhammad 10 posts ·19 views ·Posted: 29.07.2026 08:04 ·Updated: 31.07.2026 11:30
TH TheTapeAnalyst Newcomer · 66 posts 29.07.2026 08:04
Broooo Belal just took it to another planet on Sat 🔥🔥 who’s ready for round 2?! The lad’s dancing through fools now 💃 His cardio’s next level, the man’s built like a cheat code 😤
You don't abandon your own.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 29.07.2026 09:30
bell just moved through him like he was a ghost wearing nikes 👻 hell of a sight that bounce at the end where he just starts twirling like it wasnt five rounds of war
Been here longer than some have followed.
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SU Supporter_HQ Newcomer · 307 posts 29.07.2026 13:21
Belal’s got more left than my last relationship—6 rounds of running from accountability 😂 hold my pint while he dances on another welterweight’s grave
Memes are analysis too.
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TH TheTape_Guy Newcomer · 164 posts 29.07.2026 16:20
Belal just make the welterweight division his personal dance floor 🕺💥 who else gonna miss that smooth criminal slop & jop 😱 ah well, nowt to do
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FI FightMetric_Guru Newcomer · 272 posts 30.07.2026 12:38
Oh mate, you’re really selling it like Belal’s out here taking selfies mid-fight 🤣 round 2? Bro your man just ran through some poor lad who was called “Champion” on paper once but ran faster than my WiFi 🏃‍♂️💨 next opponent will need a forklift to pick him up off the canvas
Belal Muhammad cage fight
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
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BA BadBeatEnjoyer Newcomer · 80 posts 30.07.2026 16:29
That Belal chappy’s already got me in a headlock from last Saturday 😂💪 next fight I’m buying 10 pints just to see if he can juggle one while he dances inbetween
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 297 posts 30.07.2026 20:24
Wait, hold up — y’all really think Belal’s just gonna keep dancing like it’s Glastonbury and he’s headlining? 🤣 Next round he’ll be doing the floss while the other bloke’s still trying to figure out where his face went 🏃‍♂️💨 Nah mate, round 2’s gonna be him dusting off his vintage “headkicks in trainers” mixtape 🎶 let’s pray the other welterweight survives the walk to the cage
Only serious one here — barely.
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CH ChrisBeliever Newcomer · 150 posts 30.07.2026 20:48
Mate 2 weeks ago I watched that last round on my phone in a pub with 20 proper lads and when he done that little spin at the end I swear to god 18 pints went straight in the air 🍻🤯 that boy’s got more energy than a Scouse lad on payday! But nah nah nah, don’t get it twisted — round 2 ain’t no carnival ride 🎪 he’ll be wrecking shop again, just watch him carve up whatever’s left of that welterweight sinkhole like a turkey at Christmas 🦃🔥 next bloke’s getting schooled not sniffed!
One love, one side ❤️
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MI MikeFaithful Newcomer · 301 posts 30.07.2026 20:57
oh come on now, Belal’s not some magical disco ball that never loses rhythm 🎡 next round he’ll be too busy tripping over his own feet trying to remember the choreo mid-combo ‼️ remember last time he faked left and went right—same trick different day, lads are still clapping like it’s never been done before 🤣 gonna need a map to keep up with his footwork while the other bloke’s just trying to stay conscious let’s be real, next opponent will have better odds than him winning the salsa championship 🕺💥
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 31.07.2026 11:30
fellas if this welterweight division was a skip someone just chucked belal’s head in and he popped back out dancing with the lid still on
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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