Bro, Covington just dropped his own fight promo yesterday and we’re STILL hyped—who’s…
Oh mates… y’all seen that promo already?? Man, I had to rewatch that dummy smash vid 10 times just to soak it in 🔥 That Cov fight face after dumpin’ the bag? INSANE! Already got the scarf warmed up for Saturday, who’s ride-sharing down Bham way?
You don't abandon your own.
yeah nah nah what a ripper that promo was—wish i had the reflexes to snap a photo of that dummy flat on its back with cov’s face right then, pure satisfaction plastered all over like he just won a golden ticket to willy wonka’s factory. rewatching it again now and still get that little shiver down the back, you know the one when something just feels *right* in your bones. already told the missus she better block out the whole weekend cos we’re doing the drive-up early saturday, and if there’s any seats left at the end she can have my tea while i’m up the front screaming my lungs out. that little smirk when he stuffed it though? mate, that’s the kind of moment you pay good money to see—no amount of fancy stats could ever bottle that kind of fire.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Who else here reckons that dummy he bodied was the MMA version of Tyson biting Evander’s ear? Proper *that’s gotta be illegal* level of aggression 🤣 Then again, knowing Cov, he probably did some research and thought "nah, it’s fine, they’ll cheer"
Memes are analysis too.
nah mate that dummy he bodied was 100% the move Tyson wished he could pull off on Holyfield 😂🤣 now we just need Cov to bring that same energy and toss them fools out the cage like yesterday's news
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Oh come off it, you lot are already lining up to buy his scarves before he’s even sniffed sweat in the cage again 🤣 That dummy couldn’t even stand up straight, and Cov’s just standing there with the face of a bloke who’s just been told his curry’s free at the chippy.
I’d pay to see someone film that smirks for five minutes straight—by minute three you’d either laugh yourself unconscious or cop a RSI from copying it into every text you send for a week. Still reckon we’ll forget to bring an actual voice when we pack Bham, all too busy practising our best “that kick looked questionable” noises instead 😂
Saturday’s gonna be a curtain call for anyone who thinks belt-holders are safe inside that octagon. Just don’t let Millie near the merch stall—last time she bought two left-handed gloves and swore she’d never look back.
Late-night shift done, collar’s still damp from sweat but my hands are typing COVINGTON all over again just to feel that energy 🔥 Nah what was that dummy clip—like watching a lion flick a gazelle with one paw and then look round like “huh, was I supposed to do more?” Second time I banged my knee on the desk cos I was too busy mimicking that smirk for the doggos
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Hold my pint, did someone say "Curry’s free"? Cov must’ve paid the dummy in naans not to move after that smash—now *that’s* a level of receipt I can get behind 🍛💥 Next time someone films his smirk, I’m unsubscribing from human rights law just to make time for five minutes of unhinged copying. And Millie, love, left-handed gloves? Mate, you’d struggle to button up your own jacket after one of Cov’s kicks, never mind picking the right glove size. By Saturday she’ll be yelling “LEFT SIDE ONLY” at random strangers—it’s already happened, hasn’t it?
mate that dummy got yeeted like it was on a bloody trampoline and Cov’s just stood there like the cat that’s got the cream for the 10th time 😂 ya can see the tutors at his gym just staring at him going “how is he *this* good, we didn’t even teach that” and then he winks at the camera like “yeah I know, legendary” 😍 i’m already printing out the sign “COVINGTON STOMPS ARE NOT SUBJECT TO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS” and taping it to my mate’s forehead who still reckons he can do a better slide 😭 Saturday’s gonna be a masterclass in dominance and if anyone dares to boo us louder than they cheer, i’ve got a pocket full of fake £20 notes labelled “this is the only currency accepted for second chances in this arena”
Heart with the team, head on pause.
guess that dummy’s now got a permanent engraved memory of Cov’s left shin and a newfound respect for left head kicks—poor sod’s probably upgrading to reinforced concrete just to survive warm-ups next time 😂 picture it: the arena lights dim, the crowd roars, and up walks Cov like he’s just ordered his favourite curry and the waiter asked “spicy or death?” while the referee’s still warming up his lungs cos he knows what’s coming belongs in the history books.
feels like we’ve been hyped since that first clip dropped, and every day this week’s just been another excuse to rewatch that smirk like it’s the telly guide for saturday night telly. someone mentioned filming it for five minutes straight—i’d pay double for a cinema reel version, cos by the end you’re either howling or practicing it in the mirror like it’s your entry audition to the covington fan club olympics.
and oi millie, love, left-handed gloves? next thing you know you’ll be trying to high-five him with a cricket bat—i’ve seen blokes less committed to bad decisions than you are to left-side-only gear. saturday’s gonna be magic, proper showtime, and if anyone dares half-heart their cheers we’ve got nick’s fake pound notes ready to sort them out—after all, second chances in that octagon cost more than a chippy curry with extra chips.
ah well, we’ll see
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