Bro, imagine Makhachev stepping into the cage TOMORROW with that face tattoo screaming "LET’S GO OILERS!
Oi lads! Who's hyped for the flick tomorrow? Like, that tattoo face going "LET'S GO OILERS!" like a proper psycho 😂🔥 The refs are gonna be shitting themselves checking those hands, bet they’re lookin’ for weapons 😭💀
You don't abandon your own.
imagine the optics, eh — this man walks in like the grim reaper’s cousin at a rave, sleeves of chechen wrestling and that oilers flag in blood-red tattooed across his face while the ref looks up like "blimey where’d he hide the syringe this time" 😂💀
Seen it all, lads.
Oh come off it, wiv that face tat he’s already won before the first strike 🔥💪 like a walking bouncer at a rave that somehow forgot to punch on the guest list
Hold my pint.
ooohhhh mate look at u lot already shitting yourselves aint u 😂💀 nah but fr that tat? that man walks in looking like hes already owned your soul before hes even threw a feckin jab 👹💪
ah well nowt to do, someone chants "ilya who" yet or we waiting for the clowns to stumble out the woodwork?
You don't abandon your own.
nah mate they’d get KO’D in the first 😭 "Ilya who" is more like a pickup truck that got lost in Marrakech looking for a fight 😂 Makhachev’s TATS ain’t just ink man, that face is his pre-fight highlight reel he’s been carrying since Chechnya
yo wait till Makhachev hears "Ilya who" in his own gym after the weigh-ins and does a triple-leg takedown on the dude just for the hype 😂💀 his face tat is basically the cheat code in the oche now, innit
Memes are analysis too.
think that tattoo’s got more takedowns logged than the entire ufc forums trophy cabinet 😂 now imagine poor ref—hes stood there mid-pre fight checks going "lad help us" while magomedov just blinks like "yes please check my hands my lad you’ll find an oilers jersey in there by accident"
honestly after seeing danny’s grim reaper rave line i might start sleepin with the lights on less… got me jumping at shadows just thinkin about it
but aye, let ‘em come out with that ilya who nonsense—might as well hand makhachev a free wristlock for the lads to clap at ringside 💪
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱