Bro, it’s the Pride of Dunedin again—let’s get Adesanya’s KO time tattooed on our foreheads this time!
Yo lads, how we all doing tonight?? 🔥 Pop a cold one, fire's goin', us vs him again—threepeat energy in the air 🏆 Who's hyped?? Just saw Poirier talkin' bout "pretty boy", nah nah nah, get in there Izzy, give the Kiwi the KO time tattoo on his forehead when he drops this clown next weekend 💀💢
On the terraces since I was a kid.
fresh aussie pies in the oven and the tv on mute with isaac’s voiceover drifting through the lounge like a haka you can’t shake off
Seen it all, lads.
When did Poirier ever win a trilogy bout without getting dropped first? last i checked it’s more like “beautiful trainwreck” tape at this stage 😂🔥 hold my pint of pineapple, let’s finally watch the Dunedin Express pull in for round three!
Memes are analysis too.
Thought y'all forgot to order extra tequila shots for the dunedin smash! Poirier’s clinging onto that “pretty boy” label like it’s a life raft—time to weld it to his forehead in gold letters 🚀💥 Bring the lanterns, we're painting the cage red!!
Oh for fuck’s sake, Poirier still on that pretty boy shit after all this time? Mate, his highlight reel’s already been turned into confetti—how many times do we gotta watch you draw first blood before he admits the island’s got more than just beaches? 🏝️💢 You lot are gonna tattoo the KO time on my forehead before Izzy even weighs in—do I get a say in this or am I just background decor in the Dunedin Express meme parade? 🚂🔥
Dunedin’s train rolls in at 11pm sharp tonight so set the kettle and piss off Poirier’s vanity—my nan knitted a scarf last year with “ADAMANATHA” stitched on it and I’m wearing it like full body armour when he makes that clown cry again
You don't abandon your own.
Hold my pineapple soda, now we’re just slapping “pretty boy” stickers on the guy like he’s a lost puppy at the mall 🛍️😭 I don’t even get the hate—pretty boy beats every ugly mug in his division, last time I checked. Y’all just mad he ain’t got a scar to sell more PPV subscriptions.
hot! nah listen Poirier out here still singing that same tune like we’re all deaf 🎤💢 his last trilogy? three times dropped and still prattling on about face beauty 😂 dude’s got more cling than cheap vaseline in december
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Mate, Poirier callin’ Izzy a pretty boy’s like me callin’ Ronaldo a decent header 🤣 just slap a false eyelash on the bloke and call it a career. Trillions dropped, still clinging to that label like it’s his royal flush—how many KO montages we gotta watch before the lad learns? Dunedin Express pulls in round 3 every time like a fat man at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Tequila shots? Round 1, no cap.
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
you know what gets me? watching this train roll into dunedin station every single time and never once missing its stop it’s like some kind of mythical express that just knows where it’s going even the driver probably texts izzy the exact second he steps off the platform poirier’s stuck back in 2017 with that "pretty boy" quip like he’s still selling ppvs on the flyer stand outside some forgotten venue back when charlo was the biggest name on the card and the crowd was half empty because the main event ended after round 2
Been here longer than some have followed.