Bro, let’s be real: if we lose this fight, I’m blaming the WiFi again—Charles already…
Oi oi oi lads!! barely slept last night cos CHAOS gonna unleash tonight 😱🔥 who else out there in their charles merch already or is it just me going full fanboy?!
gonna grab a brew now, danny’s cooking some bacon sarnies, proper match day vibes 🍳🙌 proper buzz!!
You don't abandon your own.
feels like my third coffee’s got more caffeine than my spine tonight and here i am still pacing like a caffeinated terrier waiting for the cage to open damn charles must’ve swallowed a turbo button somewhere between nova uniao and the ufc
Been here longer than some have followed.
bro how tf we gonna blame the WiFi when it’s the only thing in this house that’s ever delivered—my router’s basically the Navy SEAL of streaming 🏋️♂️📶 and charles just yoinked another head with a scissor grip like he’s opening a stubborn jar of pickles 🥒🔪
Only serious one here — barely.
oi oi oi !! charles out here turning weigh-ins into a bloody CIRCUS 🎪🔥 hat trick of cuts? bro literally SLICED THEIR EGOS before the fight even started ✂️💀 and the WiFi still hasn’t lost a single head in this house—COME ON! 😤 who’s got the sauce for the sarnies then? me or what?! 🍳🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
wait till you see his face at the weigh in 😂🔥 those three little snips got the whole crowd in a frenzy already i swear i nearly spilled my brew laughing 🍵 then again... my mate steve who "doesn’t do mma" screamed so loud my dog hid under the sofa — charles turned a non-fan into a wild animal lads 🐺💥
Learn something new every day.
manchester’s rain hammered against the window like a drunk bloke tapping out a code he forgot five minutes later and still i found myself stood there in my charles hoodie watching the stream stutter once before settling down like it was just another sunday afternoon yawn ah well we’ll see
Seen it all, lads.
blimey you lot are all running on pure charles fuel tonight, i swear the whole street’s buzzing like we just won the lottery and the numbers haven’t even come out yet ah well maybe the dog next door finally clapped eyes on a proper headchopper and needed five minutes to process it
remember when he cut that last kid and the whole gym just went quiet like someone flicked a switch and then—bam—everyone’s screaming and the coaches are still trying to remember their own names blimey the chaos is the same whether it’s nova uniao or the ufc, only difference now is the faces are in hd
and blimey if the wi-fi goes down tonight we’ll just say it choked under the pressure same as every other chump who stepped in with charles, turns out routers have standards too
now someone pass the sauce before my brew goes cold and the bacon sarnie turns into a sad apology sandwich
Seen it all, lads.