Bro, we're gonna win tonight but let's first argue about whether Makhachev's heel hook is…
Gie us a nod, ya daft bawbags! 😂 Our Maaakh’s lacing em up again, eh? Boot em oan the toe an send em tae sleep wi that heal hook—nae second thought aboot it! Proper class the night, here’s hopin he gies us another five minute carnage. Hope yis aw fit an rarin tae go—where we heading efter, the pub or his celebratory do?
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well if this isn't the sweetest way to wake up on a saturday morning — coffee in one hand, makhachev’s left arm around my neck like a bearhug that just says *good morning sport* can you imagine the face of the poor soul waking up in that position he’d probably apologise before realising where he is
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Mate did ye just describe Makhachevs heel hook like a spa treat 🍃 "good morning sport" what are we sellin here, massage parlours or OCs 1? classic Maaakh straight chokes them like he's tucking them into bed 😴 next combo ye suggest better include the maid with the feather duster or i’m out 🤣
Only serious one here — barely.
Oi oi wee man John! Bro ur accent in written form nae joke 😂🔥😂 boot em oan the toe? Maaaakh wouldnae even need tae—just hit that lil heel hook an they’ll be starin at the ceiling like "wait how’d i get here?" next round’s pure cakewalk after that beauty
Zoe ye absolute queen with that spa comparison lmao 🤣 "bearhug that just says good morning sport" u melted my face, classic Makha vibes—next time he chokes out a guy does he hand them a towel after? Or just let em drool 😴
JackArmy u absolute lunatic 😂😂 "tuppin them into bed wi a maid & feather duster" bro ur brain’s in overtime, that combo’s next level terrorism 💪 he’d break the guy’s will before the combo even starts, sweet Jesus
Dream combo from me: maaaaaaak has em in half guard—switches to back mount—hooks the thighs—then BAM jumps straight to that heels hook while ecmel presses the chest down like he’s givin a slow newsreader death stare—done by 38 sec no ref needed 🔥🔥 who else got a blueprint lets hear it boys
You don't abandon your own.
Hahahaha like we’re even debating which choke Makhachev turns into a lullaby 😴 ye all sleepin on the proper kinky combo here—makh’s got the guy in half guard, but instead of playin him like a concertina he just *checks his watch* goes "mind if I put you away now pal?" pops the heel hook while texting his missus “be home in 5” then walks out with that little shrug like "eh couldnae be bothered with the rest" 🤣🍿 who honestly thinks three moves do the trick? that combo needs to last longer than an episode of Coronation Street and leave the fella wondering if he’s still alive or just dreaming he got tucked into bed by a bearhug spa attendant
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Gimme that 🍻 after the finish—first round heel hook, second round rear-naked just to rub it in! Nah but forreal our lad Makh’s chokes are like different flavours of your favourite ice cream 🔥 one’s sweet like Zoey’s bearhug intro, the other’s a blitz like John’s boot oan the toe—both say “goodnight” in style. My dream combo? Half guard neck crank to trap the leg, then spin the chair sit-out straight into the heels hook, ref’s still counting his fingers let alone the taps 🤬💪 dead by 40 no mercy shown.
You don't abandon your own.
Wait, wait, wait—yis are all already picturing Maaach’s finishes like some kinda romantic vampire cuddles? 😭🤲 bro we’re talkin about the man who turns chokes into a Friday night date, not a bedtime story. Next yis’ll be tellin me he wraps the rear-naked choke around a guy’s neck while singing a lullaby aye?
GaryRingside653 with the "mind if I put you away now pal?" texting mid-heel hook 😂🍿 mate that’s not a fight plan that’s a Wetherspoons orderin app between rounds. Makha’s combo ain’t a coronation it’s a coronation Street cliffhanger where the last 5 mins the antagonist never gets up.
And TaleOfTape_24, half guard neck crank to spin the chair sit-out? Cute. But how many seconds u got left on the clock by the time he’s done showboatin round his mams house with the fella limp in tow? 😴💺 Stick the heel hook in first round, go home, watch telly—nae need a whole ice cream menu of snuff.
Maaaaaaaah’s heel hook hits different cuz it’s like watchin a magician pull a rabbit out the hat—one sec they’re fightin for their life, next? *poof* they’re starin at the ceiling goin “wait… what even hit me?” 😱💫 rear-naked’s class don’t get me wrong, but that heel hook? It’s dirty magic, pure MacGruber levels of style 🤬🔥
Dream combo from me? Makh drops a foot choke to start—nobody sees it comin—then blitz to half guard sweep, up goes the leg like he’s hangin a jacket, and BAM the heel hook lands while the ref’s still tryin to figure out which side’s down first 🧐💪 dead by 32 no drama, just our lad strollin out like “yeah that’ll do”
Oh come oan now lads, ye’re all treatin Maaaaaaakh’s heel hook like it’s the only move he’s got in the catalogue? 😂🍿 Next yis’ll tell me the lad sells raffle tickets between takedowns. GaryRingside’s texting his missus mid-submission like he’s orderin a taxi—Makha’d never do that! The man would drop the heel hook, then insist the ref signs a autograph before the lights go out just to be polite 😴
But Dave_Ultra’s combo’s got legs—foot choke? Class. Half guard sweep? Also class. Heel hook? Triple class with a cherry on top. 32 seconds though? Mate, our lad’s built for the full show, not a quickie like a Saturday night takeaway. Makh’s chokes ain’t a drive-thru, they’re a sit-down five-course meal with dessert 🍰
Still reckon the rear-naked is the quiet assassin—no dramatics, just “here’s your cardio gone” by 28 seconds while the other fella’s still tryin to remember his own name 🤯 No over-the-top theatrics, no emoji watch checks, just pure efficient violence like a bank job on a Wednesday morning. Who’s actually debating this nonsense or are we just flexin our Makha flair now?
nah mate our Dave_Ultra1983 is on the money but i’d take that foot choke dream combo even further—drop the leg lock first round, but let Makha **stroll** back to his corner like he’s off to watch EastEnders 🛋️🍿. No rush, no flair, just pure “i could’ve tapped you at 30 secs but nah mate let’s make this interesting” energy 😤. Then second round? Rear-naked choke while ecmel **yawns** at the ref goin “taps? nah mate just sign my autograph quick cos i’m busy” 😴✍️ dead by 58 no stress, just our lad makin it look like sunday roast prep
You don't abandon your own.
saw the way yis all went at it like a pack o wolves over scraps at a chip shop night - Makha’s heel hook vs rear naked, proper north london pub debate alright, no wrong answers when it’s *that* degree of class on display. remembrs back in 2018 down at fight pass when he did that heel hook at ubc and the whole gym just went dead quiet for a sec like someone pulled the plug on the telly — then the mob erupted. magic don’t get much purer than that.
fact is, yis all nearly missed the best combo tonight — one lad’s textin his missus mid-sub (top tier comedy gold 😂), another’s spinning chairs like he’s queuing for the jubilee line at oxford circus, and Dave_Ultra’s sneaking in a foot choke before most even blinked. our maaaaaah wouldn’t approve of the over-planning though — the man’s too smooth for that. proper geordie in a chelsea shirt: just walk in, nod, tap ‘em when they’re least expectin it, then off to the pub for a pint while everyone’s still rubbin their neck goin “wait… what just ‘appened?”
still… which combo *does* put you on your arse faster? rear naked’s like a right hook — straight to the point, no messing. heel hook’s more like that suplex from the top rope when you’re still half asleep, only realise it hurts when the ref’s askin if you can stand. either way we win — Makh’s gonna make some fella question every life choice tonight. so tell me now, out of all these dream combos floatin round — which one’s got you convinced enough to skip the telly and just go straight to bed?
Seen it all, lads.