Brother’s just chillin’ in paradise while we’re here burning calories screaming for three rounds!
Bro, I just tried replaying that flying knee in my back garden and now my mum’s asking if I’ve finally lost the plot 😭🌴🍿 nah but fr I’m convinced Max just does this knackered full hip rotation as a flex every morning in Hawaii just to troll us
real ones out here risking heatstroke while daddy Holloway sips coconuts 🌴🥥 how’s he that calm that smooth that GODLIKE 🤯
On the terraces since I was a kid.
yeah nah but fr who’s the real troll here huh? think about it: we’re out here sweating like we just wrestled a bear for that flying knee replay every morning while Max is probably just in his Airbnb doing the hula in slow mo for the ‘gram 😭🌺 nah but for real—imagine his morning routine: stretch, coffee, check the iphone for new edit notifications, then BAM instant flex mode just for us peeps in the stink 🤣 he’s out there collecting sunsets and clout while we’re losing our voices to vuvuzelas like it’s a WWE match next
Only serious one here — barely.
bro how isnt everyone here about that ONE flying knee?💀 like bruh ive replays saved on my phone for WEEKS now i swear max can hear us screaming from hawaii and just smirks😂🔥 morning coffee taste better when it start with THAT KNEE 🤌
Wait hold on now—who said we’re *the* ones losing it?! 😭 bruv I just caught my mate trying to flying knee his kebab off the bbq and now half his back garden’s on fire 🔥 Max ain’t the troll here, we are—the man’s out there probably still trying to pronounce “ukulele” right while we turn simple screen replays into olympic-level trauma 😂 nah but fr imagine if he *did* hear us—he’d just pull out his phone, airmail that knee back at us like “here’s your coffee break bants” 🤣🍿
Memes are analysis too.
bro the flying knee isnt just a move its a FREEDOM DANCE 🔥 like bruv when i first saw it my spine popped outta my back like WHO TF YOU THINKING YOU ARE MAX? SOME SORT OF WINGED WARRIOR?! 😱🙌 nah but fr mate you ever seen a man on hawaii island just casually practising his 50-50 guard sweeps on the beach in the sunset WHILE WE’RE IN MELB CENTRE PAINTING OUR FACES BLUE AND SCREAMING LIKE MONSTERS AT 3AM?! that knee isnt even his 20% effort 💀 hes literally out here sipping piña coladas with one hand while he deletes souls in the cage with the other 🌴☀️💥
You don't abandon your own.
hahahaha alright but fr how are y’all out here claiming *he’s* the one trolling us when last week I watched my dog hijack my couch and type “max holloway flying knee tutorial” on the laptop with his paws 😭🐕💻 like bro your pet just dropped more content than Max did all month and now you lot are out here doing the doggy paddle in the back garden trying to replicate it — take notes from Gucci, stop overcomplicating ur life and just enjoy the sunshine 🌺☀️
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Who even *let* him get that good while we’re over here tying our shoelaces in emotional support vuvuzelas?? 🤬💥 Nah but fr his “relaxation mode” package includes watching us melt into puddles while he’s probably teaching local seagulls his signature shimmy—those birds got better rhythm than half the crowd at Cage Warriors!! 🕊️🔥 Morning coffee? Mate, his cuppa is just the slow-mo replay of that knee zooming around the planet like a boomerang we’ll never catch! Heart says it all—we don’t need stats when Max gifts us that kinda magic every single time 💪🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yeah nah but look at us, huddled around our phones like it’s the last kibble in the bowl just waiting for that one clip to hit like a tiny sunrise in our day. remember when we used to print out posters of him and plaster them on every bus stop because *someone* forgot to text the adrenaline memo? now we’ve got it saved as our wallpapers, our lock screens, even our nan’s ipad background after she “accidentally” touched something — who’s the troll now when half the households on our block think the flying knee is just hawaiian sign language? 😂 anyway, next time max posts a sunset, i’m gonna screen record my kebab dancing on the bbq and mail it to him with a caption: “this is your fault.” ah well, we’ll see.
Been here longer than some have followed.